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the mortal kombat 

Besides being a kick ass fighting game mortal kombat also refers to a state of intoxication.

After a long night of drinking your head droops down and starts to bobble around. Much like in mortal kombat moments before the game says FINISH HIM. In which the person falls over and passes out.
Joe: Yo check at Rich lol, he's got the mortal kombat going. Should we finish him?

Kev: DAM RIGHT

ANNOUNCER: FINISH HIM
Rich finishes one more shot hits the ground and passes out.
the mortal kombat by BECKDADDY62 February 12, 2010
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The Mortal Kombat 

- best performed on a random chic you hook up with -

During intercourse right as you bust your nut you scream "FINISH HER!!!" and put a rag soaked in chloroform on their face. Your friend who has been hiding in the closet proceeds to finish her.
"Let's go to the bar and find a chic to play The Mortal Kombat."
The Mortal Kombat by MADkins July 22, 2009

The Mortal Kombat 

When a man has his penis inside said partner's mouth and is about to finish, and screams "Finish him/her", grabs their head and begins to violently thrash, punch, and shake their partner's head until ejaculation, ending with screaming "Fatality" at orgasm.
Damn, looks like she got the Mortal Kombat treatment from Steve last night.

The Mortal Kombat Finisher 

Before starting sex play the Mortal Kombat them song. Text a friend and inform them they will need to do thier part in 15 minutes. Proceed to begin oral sex. (This was originally planned for 2 girls, but I'm sure it will work with a guy and girl also) After 15 minutes you should be agressively performing oral sex. This is the point where your friend should call. Answer the phone and place it on speaker. Your friend should then yell "FINISH HER". Proceed to finish her with a fatality of your choice.

Extra points if she's on her period and "finishing her" causes blood to splatter
Your mom wasn't really feelin it last night until I pulled The Mortal Kombat Finisher. Now she's in love with me.

The Mortal Kombat Hideout 

A message board for the upmost Elite hardcore Mortal Kombat Fans. Run by the Administrator, Emperor Sub_Zero, this message board has been around for quite some time.

When it first started, it was a simple gamers.com message board. It then expanded into a website which was taken down and intergrated with the message board due to bandwidth problems. It now has 9 sections for people to post and other misc. things. This message board is what some would call a second home in the MK message board world.

What makes the MK Hideout so strong you may ask? It is because of the hard work and determination that the admin's and moderator's do. Not only are there Admin's and Mod's, but there are also the "Temple Guards." The Temple guards watch out and determine the "Newbs" from the "Noobs".
The hideout also keeps itself strong by making sure that everyone there has a high knowledge of Mortal Kombat.

Some who have been banned from the message board may see this and give it a thumbs down. But do not let that worry you.
Hey, I found this new Mortal Kombat Message Board, its called The Mortal Kombat Hideout.

Emperor Sub_Zero is so cool.

Mkkinglogans is also a cool person at the hideout.

Raiden Bobalay, RageOfScorpion, QuanMan, MadCat, FatalTragedy, Disturbed Fatalist, and MKMaster are definitely some cool members, they are nice and do not feed you bullshit comments about your work.

Some people take the critique negatively and spam the message board.

MKHIDEOUT IS T3h ROXZORZ!!!!11onetwothree

Better than the Mortal Kombat soundtrack

A term used to describe various forms of entertainment, either in the positive or the negative.
"Man this movie really sucks."
"Yeah, but its better than the Mortal Kombat soundtrack"

~or~

"Oh yeah, I just got Final Fantasy XII"
"How is it?"
"ehhh, so far the mortal kombat soundtrack is better"
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