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The-Misc 

A pretty cool webcomic community, that right now, holds 4.... yes FOUR individual webcomics. and it's BLUE... my god IT IS BLUE.
The-Misc.? Yeah, I have heard of it, did they ever update?
The-Misc by www.the-misc.com October 31, 2003

M249 "The Misclick"

The most expensive weapon in CS:GO. Clocks in at a whopping $5200, which is over half of the money cap in casual. The only reason to use this over the Negev is because you misclicked.

The Negev has a better magazine size (150 versus 100), better fire rate (1000 rpm versus 750 rpm), and turns into a literal laser beam after the 14th shot fired. Not only that, the Negev costs $1700. You can buy a Negev and a M4 and a flashbang for the cost of a M249.

Just buy the Negev. It costs less and turns into a fucking laser beam after the 14th shot, whereas the M249 is just a piece of shit.
xXx_AwpMain_xXx: "Holy shit. Why the fuck did you buy the M249 "The Misclick"?"
You: "Ah shit. I misclicked. There goes half my money"

The Misclick 

Otherwise known as the M249 in CS:GO.
Costs $5200 and is in every way less superior to the Negev.

The Negev is a fucking laser beam after the 14th shot, has more ammo, does more damage, and costs $1700.

The only reason to buy the M249 is because you misclicked.
xXx_gitgudm8_xXx: "Why did you buy The Misclick?"
You: "I was trying to buy a Negev, I swear!"
The Misclick by TheRealCannedTuna September 23, 2019

Sal PA Fuera: The First Juveniles Releas For Miscreants

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Sal PA Fuera: The First Juveniles Releas For Miscreants
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