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The Milkman 

The Milkman Is A Sexy Necrophiliac, He Can Kill Ten Children In A Flash. I Do Not Recommend Attempt To Fuck With The Cult Leader Or He Will Pour His "Special" Milk Down Your Eyes, Causing You To Lose Sight. His Devote Followers Will Monch On You Like Piranhas.
Person 1: Eyo Bro, I Ran Into The Milkman.
Person 2: Oh Fuck, Can You See?

The Milkman 

When you and your friend nut on each others hands and rub it on your dicks.
Me and Ted did the milkman yesterday. (no homo)
The Milkman by Painus Cupcake April 10, 2019

The milkman 

A man who prefers dating/ hooking up with white women
Have you heard about jordan’s taste in women? i heard he’s The milkman
The milkman by R1cobkny March 5, 2023

The Milkman’s Curdle 

The foul “cheese” found on and in between male genitalia.
When she ask for my special sauce, I said “Fuck that” and gave her some of the Milkman’s Curdle.

I Am The Milkman 

Commonly used by people who are milkmen
I am the milkman. My milk is delicious. Special delivery today!

The glint in the milkman’s eye 

A UK phrase for a child who has not been conceived yet
‘From popular British tv show Blackader from the 90s’

Blackadder: Pitt the toddler?,

Pitt the embryo?,

Pitt the glint in the milkman’s eye?
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
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