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The Midnight Beast 

In my opinion, THE BEST BAND IN EXSISTENCE. Consists of Stefan Abingdon, Dru Wakely and Ashely Horne.

they're so cool it hurts, and make pretty catchy songs and totally legendary lyrics.
Lyrics are comical and contain many a innuendos and swear words, so best not to be sung around touche parents.

Most famous song of their's is probably their parody of Tik Tok by Ke$ha due to it being their first song. Ke$ha even commented on her twitter saying "This is the shit. It's better than my version." In fact, you find yourself listening to this version so much you find it difficult to remember the orginal lyrics at all. They produce a mixture of parodies and original songs and skits.

Not mainstream and unsigned, which in a way is the best way to be so they can make the legend songs that they do. Have been on the Tom Deacon's radio shows a few times but the radio edits are never as good as they have to like beep out half the song. They have also done an election themed song named "House Party" for BBC Switch around the time of the 2010 election; aswell as making numberous reports for MTV.

VERY BRITISH, due to the humour used and of course, they're accents. In fact, if you look at the comments on their youtube videos you will come across a mention of their accent/ britishness in general pretty much every other comment.

Since I'm british myself, i'm a lucky bastard and get to see them on tour :) Fuck yes.
Me: Fuck yes, i'm going to see The Midnight Beast in february!
The Midnight Beast by ninjaamoves January 2, 2011
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The Midnight Beast 

The Midnight Beast are a band from Britain that sing parodies of songs (most famously Ke$ha's TiK ToK) and also sing their own songs. They have a massive fan base on YouTube and Twitter. The members are Stefan Abingdon, Dru Wakely & Ashley Horne.
Person 1: I love The Midnight Beast!
Person 2: Me too! I love their video Ninjas!

The Midnight Beasts 

Amazingly attractive British singers from London. Includes the band members Stefan Abingdon, Dru Wakely and Ashley Horne. There latest hit on Youtube is the Tik-Tok parody originnally made famous by Ke$ha. Ke$sha herself enjoyed their parody even. They also made a parody of the song Down who is formally sung by Jay Sean ft. Lil' Wayne. Ninjas is the best one that I enjoy listening to because i get to see them get drunk! XD! If you hsve never heard of this band or never checked them out.. you REALLY should!
person 1: dude i love the the midnight beasts their tik-tok parody was epic!
person 2: I KNOW! have you heard the song ninja
person1: HELL YA!
both: IM A FUCKING NINJA OF THE DANCE FLOOR!
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Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026