When you go to Val Thorens and claim to have
hooked up with at lot of women, that none of friends mysteriously seem to have witnessed, but
in reality you spent the majority of your time
engaged in extreme-bondage-homosexual-intercourse.
Rasmus: "
did you see any women that mathias
hooked up with on the ski trip."
Asger: "No, and apperently none of the other guys did
neither."
Rasmus: "Ahh, he must have done The Skiing Matas yet again."