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Charlotte hot pocket 

Just like a Alabama hot pocket, but you have to send a video of the act, to Jonas Wolffechel so that he feels inferior
Darvish: I just did a charlotte hot pocket
Fritz: me too
Charlotte hot pocket by Erwien March 18, 2023

The Skiing Matas 

When you go to Val Thorens and claim to have hooked up with at lot of women, that none of friends mysteriously seem to have witnessed, but in reality you spent the majority of your time engaged in extreme-bondage-homosexual-intercourse.
Rasmus: "did you see any women that mathias hooked up with on the ski trip."
Asger: "No, and apperently none of the other guys did neither."
Rasmus: "Ahh, he must have done The Skiing Matas yet again."
The Skiing Matas by Erwien February 23, 2023
A term refering to the dropping of facts whom are straight
Guy 1: Damn that was facts
Guy 2: Yeh he dropped straight kalkun
Kalkun by Erwien March 22, 2022