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The Mask 

When you hook up with a girl who wears so much make up that when you wake up your clothes are covered in base cover-up.....run to local clinic kimosabe.
Dude you hooked up with the mask, I hope you have a good dry cleaner.......
The Mask by Real Tough Guy October 9, 2009

The Mask of Zoro

Straight after anal sex, the man whips his cock out of the womans ass and slaps her in the face with it numerous times untill her face is covered in shit, much like a face pack. Then with two strikes of his wang he creates a 'Z' on her forehead, creating a Mask of Zoro. NOT to be confused with a dirty gomez/sanchez.
My Girlfriend was loving it when i gave her the Mask of Zoro.
The Mask of Zoro by Phil B February 22, 2005

take off the mask 

Reveal true self or reveal the truth.

This is mainly said when a revelation is discovered or when it's requested or demanded.
WOMAN: Everything is gonna be okay.

MAN: Please, take off the mask. Just let the road be rough for a while.
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"Take off the mask" is also an example of a Scooby Doo enemy when caught.

thats what the point of the mask is 

So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
TommyInnit: your fokin ugly
Dream: thats what the point of the mask is
GeorgeNotFound: Dream that was so hot!!

wear the mask 

Wear the mask refer to hiding true self behind a mask. Poet Paul Laurence Dunbar wrote the literary renowned poem "We Wear the Mask" that has been the subject of various literary criticisms over the years. Because of the poem’s indirectness and generalized ambiguity, the interpretation of the “we” that wears the “mask” and why they do so is left unanimously undisclosed. Some argue that the subject is the black while others argue that the subject is all mankind. No matter who was Dunbar's subject, it's agreed that wear the mask describes to hide behind a “mask” that conceals our true emotions and selves.
Paul Laurence Dunbar
For both of us, serenity has been an unfulfilled task.
Overwhelming pain and sorrow filled our brittle cask.
To disguise my pain and sorrow, I too wear the mask.
wear the mask by spen53 May 23, 2018

Back-of-the-Mask Thinking 

When the crisp-and-crude method of calculation, which yields an approximate instead of an exact answer to a problem, is done on a mask rather than on an envelope or a napkin.
With billions of people wearing a face mask to shield themselves against the coronavirus, the back-of-the-mask thinking is a lifelong guesstimation skill math teachers and tutors worldwide ought to promote to students during this pandemic crisis.
Back-of-the-Mask Thinking by MathPlus September 20, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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