The Lurker

n. The guy who hangs out by the dumpster in the 7-11 parking lot. He doesn't really ever do anything; he just looks like he's about to. The Lurker has a well groomed molestache and still listens to Snow and Vanilla Ice. Also seen at NASCAR events.

Be careful dude, I saw The Lurker over there last week.

The Lurker by LukeDuke December 23, 2004

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Burrow the lurker

Originating from the StarCraft unit "The Lurker" this phrase has now come to be a euphemism for sexual intercourse or, more specifically, the act of penetration.

Get ready now darling Mike's about to burrow the lurker!

Burrow the lurker by Kånkelberry Finn February 17, 2010

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The Lucker Stomp

The greatest fucking stage move performed by the greatest fucking front man ever!! See Mitch Lucker

"When he hits the Lucker Stomp, you know shits about to go down"

The Lucker Stomp by MRxACL February 27, 2013

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leave a lunker in the fish bowl

To take a big crap and not flush the toilet.

Don't invite E. pettit over, he often will leave a lunker in the fish bowl!

leave a lunker in the fish bowl by kolman March 20, 2008

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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