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the lotion by KuhmPainter April 20, 2018
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The Lotion Defense
A term used to defend the presence of light white stains on a womens black yoga pants. Much like the Toothpaste Defense.
The Lotion Defense by Chuck Clark September 16, 2012
the lotion bandit
the lotion bandit by Weaboo666 January 4, 2019
Spreading the lotion
4-0 up! We’re now spreading the lotion.
Damn, that’s a hat trick by Occle, he’s spreading the lotion.
No way coming back from this now, the lotion has been spread.
Damn, that’s a hat trick by Occle, he’s spreading the lotion.
No way coming back from this now, the lotion has been spread.
Spreading the lotion by QTip57 March 7, 2020
it puts the lotion in the basket
Taken from Silence of the Lambs. Said by Buffalo Bill/Jamie Gumb, NOT Hannibal Lecter as some think.
It puts the lotion in the basket
Put the fucking lotion in the basket!
It put the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
Put the fucking lotion in the basket!
It put the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
it puts the lotion in the basket by Some Guy November 24, 2003
puts the lotion in the basket
Used to describe events or objects that are extraordinary in some way. Derived from the film The Silence of the Lambs, in which the line, "It puts the lotion in the basket, or it gets the hose again" is uttered to a woman in an extraordinarily bad situation. Connotation is often but not necessarily negative, and always implied.
"What do you mean your wife is cheating on you? That puts the lotion in the basket."
"Man, did you see how fast that car can go? That sucker really puts the lotion in the basket!"
"I spit in Brenda's coffee. That'll put the lotion in her basket."
"Man, did you see how fast that car can go? That sucker really puts the lotion in the basket!"
"I spit in Brenda's coffee. That'll put the lotion in her basket."
puts the lotion in the basket by Fahrvergnugen September 17, 2004
it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hoes again
that creepy thing buffalo bill would say in the movie the silence of the lambs when he wanted those girls to rub lotion on them selves
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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