the kuntz

ass-to-mouth reacharound while reading about politics or sports on your iphone while tickling the gooch at the same time

man this girl was so boring in bed i gave her the kuntz

by cock drags ground & mi hung lo December 14, 2009

The Kuntz

Obtaining legendary status by
unexpectedly dropping your hairy taint selfie in the middle of a group chat.

We were all just talking and next thing he pulled The Kuntz on us

by Headman76 May 03, 2020

Kuntz

synonyms: huge, dickalicious

amazing, big penis, hot, the thing you wanna fuck

I wanna fuck Kuntz!!!

by kuntamasta December 03, 2010

Kuntz

A slang comes from german. Meaning a trick or a prank that is done to a person from a person.

Ready to do some kuntz my friend

by Yo pr0 5k111z October 20, 2017

kuntz

A worthless #4 that works for an Ewert

What a kuntz

by Greg Brady May 03, 2004

Kuntz DC Server

"I have never been in a place with more idiots in a single room before"

- Zyres

The Kuntz DC Server is 80% gay

by Zyreslol June 26, 2022

Bekah Kuntz

The definition of perfection and extremely beautiful. Usually found in small towns and is very hard to get. Very attracted to weiner dogs.

Look at Bekah Kuntz, she's so pretty and I wanna pet her cute little weiner.

by Maui Wowie Ream October 22, 2011