The Kuntz 

Obtaining legendary status by
unexpectedly dropping your hairy taint selfie in the middle of a group chat.

We were all just talking and next thing he pulled The Kuntz on us

The Kuntz by Headman76 May 3, 2020

the kuntz 

ass-to-mouth reacharound while reading about politics or sports on your iphone while tickling the gooch at the same time

man this girl was so boring in bed i gave her the kuntz

the kuntz by cock drags ground & mi hung lo December 14, 2009

The Kuntry Boi Effect 

The Kuntry Boi Effect is a strategy that guys use to trick girls into thinking they are attractive by wearing jeans, boots, and a hat.

I found myself checking out what I thiught was a cute guy, only to find out that he was using The Kuntry Boi Effect.

The Kuntry Boi Effect by Mr. Dinky-Clinky😤 March 2, 2019

the kurtzman 

This is a sexual maneuver that can only be accomplished with a woman missing both legs. The legless woman will be on top in the traditional front facing cowgirl stance. The man will then use his arms to spin the woman quickly while still maintinaing her up and down motion. This can be accmplished due her decreased body weight. If balance is an issue, the man can stand over the woman with the top of her head on the ground for stability. Her body can then be spun in a similar manner.

Some trick asked me if I would rather have sex with a woman with no arms and no legs, I told her "Obviously I would choose the woman with no legs! I could employ the kurtzman."

the kurtzman by Bongman7 December 1, 2006

kunt and the gang 

A minor internet star from the 2000s and 2010s. He is a dark comedy singer who had 2 songs in the charts. Kunt mainly sings about topics lads would discuss at the pub alongside his puppet partner Little Kunt (who had his own album).

My Bumrape Place and Use My Arsehole as a Cunt are songs by Kunt and the Gang.

kunt and the gang by massivetraps25 August 6, 2020