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a sweet, southern bell
"my mom is very kuntry"
kuntry by kuntrychic August 2, 2019

kuntry blumkin 

same as a blumkin... receiving oral pleasures while taking a crap... only difference is the location... kuntry blumkins happen in the woods,a outhouse,port-o-toilet and even abandoned methlab trailer as long as you aren't on a working toilet...
sshhhoooo wwweeee... that girl done gone and give me a kuntry blumkin behind that big white oak downwind of us...

Kuntry bumpkin 

A kuntry bumpkin is your friend who doesn't know who Kendrick Lamar is or another famous rapper and listens to country like Jason Aldean while having a intimate relationship with his or her cousin.
"Hey I can't wait to go to that Kendrick Lamar concert this summer!"
Friend: "Who's Kendrick Lamar?"

"Boy what the hell you mean who's Kendrick Lamar, get out of here you kuntry bumpkin."
Kuntry bumpkin by Merylstreep2018 February 19, 2018

ghetto kuntry 

a way of life
that roostor is so ghetto kuntry
ghetto kuntry by cliftdwellr July 10, 2011

The Kuntry Boi Effect 

The Kuntry Boi Effect is a strategy that guys use to trick girls into thinking they are attractive by wearing jeans, boots, and a hat.
I found myself checking out what I thiught was a cute guy, only to find out that he was using The Kuntry Boi Effect.

Kuntya Douchya 

A female version of douche bag who is rude, pretentious, and fancies herself as being a perfect specimen of a human being in looks and intelligence. Although everyone assumes this is a woman she looks like a man; there is a high likelihood she was either born with a penis or as a hermaphrodite.
I cannot stand <insert name of offender here> , she is such a Kuntya Douchya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!