kuntry

Someone who tries to be "country" but is also a cunt; kuntry.

Rilee is so kuntry

by loljessicalol August 17, 2016

kuntry

a sweet, southern bell

"my mom is very kuntry"

by kuntrychic August 2, 2019

ghetto kuntry

a way of life

that roostor is so ghetto kuntry

by cliftdwellr July 10, 2011

The Kuntry Boi Effect

The Kuntry Boi Effect is a strategy that guys use to trick girls into thinking they are attractive by wearing jeans, boots, and a hat.

I found myself checking out what I thiught was a cute guy, only to find out that he was using The Kuntry Boi Effect.

by Mr. Dinky-Clinky😤 March 2, 2019

kuntry blumkin

same as a blumkin... receiving oral pleasures while taking a crap... only difference is the location... kuntry blumkins happen in the woods,a outhouse,port-o-toilet and even abandoned methlab trailer as long as you aren't on a working toilet...

sshhhoooo wwweeee... that girl done gone and give me a kuntry blumkin behind that big white oak downwind of us...

by the human tripod July 31, 2012

Kuntry bumpkin

A kuntry bumpkin is your friend who doesn't know who Kendrick Lamar is or another famous rapper and listens to country like Jason Aldean while having a intimate relationship with his or her cousin.

"Hey I can't wait to go to that Kendrick Lamar concert this summer!"
Friend: "Who's Kendrick Lamar?"

"Boy what the hell you mean who's Kendrick Lamar, get out of here you kuntry bumpkin."

by Merylstreep2018 February 19, 2018