the known 

A guy who dunked on john and tony and then proceed to steal their job and ban them

guy 1: what just happened everything changed?
guy 2: the known happened

the known by ButteredBeans October 12, 2018

the known universe 

like mind complete, finite; like the forseeable future that can be arranged, unimaginable in scope.

there're rules to it that're funny in thinking about going back on, however should you think you've succesfully actually done this, they'll be visited upon thee one hundred fold.

heart warming icelander bjork is one who somehow more than immediately springs to mind as an exponent of rules described above.

poet warlord john locke nominally realised these rules, but he didn't even have a house.

one nature of the known universe (courtesy of bjork): it's all around you.

another (courtesy of john locke): lest thee forgettin, covet not an ass lest your head be your only house unless it rains, so how willst the ass to you glorify all your worth.

well, there one has it. these crazy known universes and there chief exponents, i dunno, eh?

the known universe by silencut March 2, 2009

Let It Be Known: The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Let It Be Known: The First Juvenile Release.

Let It Be Known: The First Juvenile Release. by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025

The protester formerly known as Sir James and now just as James 

The idea that you must fight corruption (and probably) toasters in any capacity you have, particularly when they occur in government. The calling card of those opposing the toaster revolution, a cause that some say isn't really about kitchen appliances but about hostile governments, evil walrii and vikings under Norway battling for world domination.
The evil walrii, said to already have subversively conquered most of North america, and if they wanted to, Mexico, are secretly infamous for installing fake robot governments and hiding the truth about Canada.
Violent uprisings widely and inaccurately publicized as "elections" or "world summits" demonstrate the public's growing concern at the threat the walrii pose to both humanity and the eyes (they are hideous).
It has been claimed that the protester formerly known as Sir James and now just as James, is a real man, and the leader of the opposition to the toaster revolution, there is much debate on the issue and "what it all means".
Of those that believe he exists some say he is a gentleman and a scholar, others denounce him as merely being drunk.
No one knows where he was born, his age, or his favorite color. Even under torture this information would not be revealed by he or his "associates", or randomly selected members of the public. The mystery remains.
Man, idea or nonsense the name is central in the "toaster revolution" as a symbol against corruption, deceit and all things evil in government and kitchenware stores.

"The protester formerly known as Sir James and now just as James"
"ZZZZZ"
"Not again!"

"These toaster lover sure are lazy!"

"It's just too long!"

"What is?"

"The name. I mean the protester formerly known as SI- Dammit Frank!"

"ZZZ-What?!"

"Never mind let's just take over this joint."

"Right"

"OK. In the name of the for-"

"ZZZZZ"

"God dammit!"

The protester formerly known as Sir James and now just as James by Not afraid of the truth September 9, 2011

Titanic's little known sisters the Olimpic and britannic 

The Britanic sank in ww1 by a mine. And the Olimpic is in a privately owned dock owened by some random millionaire

Titanic's little known sisters the Olimpic and Britannic lasted longer than the Tittanic. ( just resently they found the Olimpics number plating is found in the Olimpic which can mean a cover up might of happened

Titanic's little known sisters the Olimpic and britannic by thecanadianninja January 15, 2019

The Artist Formerly Known as Prince

Prince's name is now written as a strange symbol he calls "the love symbol." As such he no longer goes by the name "Prince" and now insists on being referred to as "The Artist Formerly Known as Prince."

"Hey man have you heard that new Prince song?"
"Who's Prince?"
"You know who i mean, The Artist Formerly Known as Prince, Prince"

The Artist Formerly Known as Prince by RoomTemperature November 16, 2013

to be known to the Unforegivables 

(Unforegiveables always with a capital u): to have a criminal record, most likely in the United States

To be known to the Unforegivables,, as a phrase, comes from the fact that if you have a criminal record in the United States it almost certainly is for life.

to be known to the Unforegivables by Uncle Dimma February 10, 2014