the km

The KM is an unbelievably gorgeous woman. The KM is extraordinarily rare and would be considered an 11 on the 10 scale......The KM's aura is so powerful it tends to turn most men full retard.

Lewis was out drinking one night and The KM walked up beside him at the bar. He tried to say hello, but shit his pants and passed out instead.

the km by G.Steeley September 4, 2016

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Kmart by the Sea

What upperclass people call tourist beach cities in the South.

"Dude, thank god were not going down to kmart by the sea again for the summer."

Kmart by the Sea by Eleanor Tomlinson December 25, 2012

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kmcm the wondermuppet

kmcm the wondermuppet is a creative person who is hard to explain to others. She seems really laid back, but is very loyal and protective of those she cares about. She's incredibly spontaneous, but is fun to talk to.

If you haven't met kmcm the wondermuppet yet, you are missing out because she's fun to talk to and you never know what she's going to say next!

kmcm the wondermuppet by anonymous July 22, 2023

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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