the kangaroo
pulling your nutsac up an covering the shaft of the penis so the head is poking out so that it resembles a head of a kangaroo poking out of the pouch
the kangaroo by pandabear_corral_285 October 4, 2008
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The kangaroo
The kangaroo by Boogiewitabag March 7, 2019
The kangaroo
A sex fetish or position in which the male has a wooden spoon and fondles the females bossom while softly rubbing the spoon agaisnt her vagina while porring ranch dressing all over the bed
The kangaroo by Petra Beaus May 12, 2007
The kangaroo
The kangaroo by BiggusDiggus March 11, 2018
The kangaroo stance
The kangaroo stance by Bigmantyrobe December 12, 2019
bleach the kangaroo skull
I can't take it tonight. Chicks aren't digging me. I'm gonna head home, bleach the kangaroo skull, and call it an evening.
bleach the kangaroo skull by Mr. Dyche March 28, 2009
Salting the kangaroo
Salting the kangaroo by Coach miller January 16, 2009
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