The Infinity 

A posistion between two hermapherdites in which oposite genatils penetrate the oposite on the partner formating a genatil 69.

A doctor walks in to a hospital room and is under the impression that he is dealing with a set of siemese twins, however when he lifts up the gown he realizes that it is just two hermapherdites engaged in the infinity.

The Infinity by SirDouch July 14, 2010

The Infinity Gauntlet 

The Ultimate Drug Experience. Once completed, the user will feel as powerful as Thanos. In order to wield the gauntlet, one must be under the influence of the six stones at the same time.

Soul- Alcohol. One must get so drunk that they pour their very soul out to anyone who will listen.
Time- Weed. One must burn so much kush that they feel that time is coming to a standstill
Reality- LSD. One's own reality must be altered so much that they feel the ability to control all reality.
Space- MDMA. One must feel as if they are in a 90s rave. That much MDMA.
Mind- Shrooms. One must be able to unlock 100% of their brain power.
Power- Anabolic steroids- The strength of 100 men.

You won't feel so good when it all wears off

Peter was so high that he got the infinity gauntlet last night.

The Infinity Gauntlet by op potato slayer June 6, 2018

The Infinity Phones

Basically the Infinity Stones but with phones. When you're using your phone in class and you teacher comes rushing like Thanos to take them away.

My teacher is currently on a quest to find all of the Infinity Phones. With one snap he/she will destroy 1/2 of the happiness in school.

The Infinity Phones by DonaldJTrumpster June 16, 2018

The Infinity Gauntlet 

While you are fisting someone, you snap your fingers while your hand is inside them, causing them to cum.

I used the infinity gauntlet on my girlfriend last night.

The Infinity Gauntlet by Tubsy77 May 12, 2019

The infinity condom

A condom that can be used an infinite number of times without breaking

Guy 1: Dude I've already become a father of 14
Guy 2: Oh I always keep the infinity condom so I'm a father of 0
Guy 1: Dang your lucky you don't have to pay child support

The infinity condom by ThatTF2Scout_Thatsbeenkillingu January 2, 2023

The Infinity Dragon Superhappiness Project 

The Infinity Dragon Superhappiness Project is a project to reduce pain and suffering and raise the ceiling of happiness towards Superhappiness and beyond using present and future Utopian Pharmacology and Herbs such as Arecoline Hydrobromide, Caffeine, Theobromine, DMAX, Modafinil, Armodafinil, Adipex, Propranolol, Vallium, Klonopin, Etizolam, Blue Pills for the side effects, Lab Coke, Speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine), 2-FMA, 3-FMA, 4F-MPH, Mephedrene (5-MMPA), Benzofury (6-APB), 2-methyl-2-butanol, Kratom, Khat, Flodafinil, Kava Kava, Hydrafinil, Selegiline, Flopropione, Opicapone, Nardil, Parnate, Cathinone, Cathine, Methcathinone, MDMA, MDEA, low dose wireheading, and more.

Steve: I reduced pain and suffering and became superhappy with the drugs and herbs combo from The Infinity Dragon Superhappiness Project.

The Infinity Dragon Superhappiness Project by HawaiianPunch1 November 22, 2024

Sk8 The Infinity

Sk8 The Infinity is basically free therapy every Saturday. This helps us in life because all of our problems are ADAMS fault.

Miya: Yo! Did you watch the latest Sk8 The Infinity episode??

Shadow: Yeah! But you gotta watch out for the episode 9 curse.

(I’ll be Praying for us)

Sk8 The Infinity by Saikisawesomeglasses March 4, 2021