the herps

Herpes. Some people say herpes, some say "the herpes" (see hick), and some say "the herps." If you say "herps" you MUST add the "the." (If not, it just sounds dumb: "I've got herps, man.")

You hit that? You're gonna get the herps, man.

by yeyYAY June 16, 2006

poss got the gen herps

Abbreviation for "I possibly have genital herpes." Can be serious or used as an excuse to not sleep with a less desirable mate.

Buddy: "Dude please tell me you stayed away from Sophie"
Victim: "She tried her best, but I told her I poss got the gen herps and problem solved"

Example 2
"Poss got the gen herps, 'sults in 'morrow"
"Told you not to get with Sophie"

by PossPossNot March 21, 2010

The Herp

that funk on your junk and lips that you thought was a cold sore, but it turned out to be a friendly reminder of that time you went to India

-"Dude! Whats that on your mouth?"
="...Its The Herp. I picked it up last time I was in India..."
-"That sucks! Alot of guys get The Herp when they are in India."

by Shwstppr April 11, 2010

The Herdsman

A man with a freakishly large fist.

Good god did you see the herdsman's fist?!? Looked like Cock Knocker from that Jay and Silent Bob movie!

by Zachary G January 3, 2006

perp the herp

To spread, knowingly or not, herpes to another person, thereby becoming the perpetrator as in a crime.

They couldn't have sex because he had a herpes outbreak. He didn't want to perp the herp.

by Sastwatch January 2, 2009

The Herdsman

Someone with an Irish background well versed in the art of drinking alchoholic beverages. Unable to turn down a challenge and quick to become bellige.

Damn, The Herdsman dosen't even take time to breathe between beers. Yeah, I thought he was just a legend...

by Zachary G.H. July 24, 2008

The Herdsman

1. Someone with an Irish background well versed in the art of drinking alcoholic beverages. Unable to turn down a challenge and quick to become bellige.

2. A man with freakishly large fists

1. Damn, The Herdsman doesn't even take time to breathe between beers. Yeah, I thought he was just a legend...

2. Did you see The Herdsman's fist? Slightly reminiscent of Cock Knocker from that Jay and Silent Bob movie.

by Zachary G July 26, 2008