the herps

Herpes. Some people say herpes, some say "the herpes" (see hick), and some say "the herps." If you say "herps" you MUST add the "the." (If not, it just sounds dumb: "I've got herps, man.")

You hit that? You're gonna get the herps, man.

by yeyYAY June 16, 2006

dong

A limp or hanging/dangling penis.

Funny-sounding word.

Vietnamese money unit.

Remember, I was the guy who came to prom with my suit painted on my body, and I spilled my drink, and see, the paint ran, so you could see my dong just hangin' there? (Saving Silverman--Jack Black)

by yeyYAY June 16, 2006

limo

Short for limousine, which is a long luxury car driven by a chauffeur, in case you're an idiot.

I rented a limo to the prom.

by yeyYAY August 18, 2006

genechtagazoink

One of the Krusty the Clown's body parts that mobsters beat up. If you don't watch the Simpsons, Krusty is Jewish.
-From that episode of the Simpsons where Homer takes over for Fat Tony and his son wants to be a cook

Ow! My schnoz! My punim! My pupik! My genechtagazoink!

by yeyyay December 06, 2006

ubersexual

Just a straight guy who likes to look good and take care of his body. People won't think the ubersexual is gay if they see him or meet him (as opposed to hearing about things he does). They're also not effeminate pussies likes metrosexuals. Some also do "gay" stuff like see plays and operas, but that just means they like that stuff.

**Not that any of this stuff means a guy isn't gay anyway. If he has "the voice" or owns a poodle or a shih tzu or whatever that little gay dog is, I'd say he's gay.**

Straight Guy: Man, you coordinate your outfits and got a haircut at a chick place? You're so gay!

Ubersexual: Nah, dude, I just like to look good. I'm still straight and like to do normal guy stuff. I'm ubersexual.

SG: Oh! You're right! That stuff doesn't mean you're gay at all!

U: Duh.

by yeyYAY August 22, 2006

assman

A man whose favorite part of the female anatomy (i.e. to look at/stick his penis in) is the butt.

Also spelled "ass-man."

And that was when I realized: I'm an assman!

by yeyYAY June 16, 2006

redonkuling

To kid or try to fool, does not mean "to ridicule"

Are you redonkuling me?

by yeyYAY June 12, 2006