The Goon 

A badass mobster hitman based in dark horse comics who just runs around kicking the shit outta people with his side kick frankie

Did you read the new The Goon last night it was badass

The Goon by Nachin January 21, 2012

the goon 

Slang for a stupid, foolish, or awkward person

Look at this boy's behavior he is The goon guy

the goon by anxxss November 3, 2022

The Goon Walker Effect

Been around youtuber Goon walker too much now you starting to see spooks n shit aka ya fucked.

Ah shit I'm starting to see things must be the Goon Walker Effect.

The Goon Walker Effect by larpinBush2728 January 19, 2023

the goon method 

the act of intentionally not studying for an exam. Only to realize the capitalist system is designed to instill fear to those who don't study. Thus studying for 30 minutes before the exam. Realizing 30 minutes is plenty of time and 8 hours is unnecessary and depressing.

Gooning is an effective way of conserving time, energy, and mind. You will study less, absorb more, and have more time for self-betterment. I present to you the goon method.

person A:"did you hear Kula failed that exam"
person B: "I heard he studied for like 2 days straight for that"
person A: " he clearly hasn't mastered the method the goon"

the act of intentionally not studying for an exam. Only to realize the capitalist system is designed to instill fear to those who don't study. Thus studying for 30 minutes before the exam. Realizing 30 minutes is plenty of time and 8 hours is unnecessary and depressing.

the goon method by GoonMethod April 19, 2018

The Goon Goblin 

Drew mike the goon of the century. Drew mike is the most goon person of all time. Potentially going down in history books as The goon goblin. Goon meaning A person with poor social skills and a limited abillity to interact with other people. Someone you would rather not have to spend any length of time with.

Awh man I wanted to hangout with my friends but the goon goblin struck

The Goon Goblin by Goon exterminator April 19, 2024

The Goon Machine

A guy who ejaculates 15+ times a day.

I saw "The Goon Machine."

The Goon Machine by the dirty 6 7 meister October 21, 2025

Slap the goon 

Invented in Australia in 1965, it is the process of drinking large amounts of the worst alcoholic beverage known to mankind so thus it is also known as S@&#* or piss stain, it is extremely cheap being just $9 for 4ltrs or if your unlucky and live in adelaide you can get it for $5 or less if you bring your own (empty) sack.

for this reason it is extremely popular among scene kids and emos who frequent parks and gutters such as ttp in brisbane and sydney as a whole.

fun games to play whilst drinking goon, are wheel of goon and see who can skull the most without throwing up, It also makes a great (horrible) mixer oj and fanta in which it does the job of down grading the flavour and giving you horrible munchies (i suspect this is why alot of scene kids can be found outside or near a HJ's store or other food related outlets)

We Australians are of course extremely proud of this invention, rating it in our top ten of the greatest inventions of all time, it is also not available outside of australia

goon emo scene kid munchies brisbane slap the goon

Slap the goon by Critically insane March 1, 2010