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Seal the Envelope

When hooking up with a really drunk girl and she passes out before you cum, turn her over and blow your load all over her ass crack. When it drys, it will seal her butt cheeks together and she will have to pry them open the next day - hence, sealing the envelope.
Man this girl was so drunk last night, I just had to seal her envelope.

sealing the envelope 

the act of splooging in a partners anus and having them fall asleep. The next morning they wake up to the surprise of a glued butt hole
ben not w sealed chloes envelope

stuffed the envelope

"Damn, I took Maureen home last night and stuffed the envelope"
stuffed the envelope by echz August 17, 2006

smashing the envelope

NASA will be smashing the envelope by landing a man on Venus
smashing the envelope by Red Caps February 29, 2016

Seal the Envelope

To lick a Vagina.

push the envelope 

to push it to the limit. to see how far you can go with something without getting caught.
Whoa she pushes the envelope in her risque music videos.