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A case of the candy drizzles 

The candy drizzles is a spontaneous disease that women give men by exciting them with alluring behaviour in a surprising or sudden way. It seems to be affecting the adolescent population in a more statistically significant way.
Man, the sexy substitute teacher gave me a case of the candy drizzles -- and now I need a new pair of pants.

the drizzle 

1.) a.k.a. Master Shake (Aqua Teen: Hunger Force)
Frylock: Is Shake there?
Shake: Hello! This is the drizzle.
the drizzle by go fuck yourself October 5, 2004

The Drizzle 

slang for the STD known as syphilis, due to the drizzly constant urination and extreme discomfort. To prevent judgment from others, "the drizzle" is a commonly accepted alternative.
"I heard Billy got The Drizzle..."

"Nahh man, he got the juice.."
The Drizzle by DaddyDinero May 17, 2018

The Drizzle 

synonymous for being a huge fucking pussyboy. Someone who complains about words like "conversate" and cries a river until they get punched in the fucking eye.
Bob: This nigga is actin like the drizzle, crying about unimportant matters.

Weenus: Fuck him.
The Drizzle by Captain Carnage March 14, 2007

spizzle the drizzle 

An Old English way for saying that you wanted to cock fight someone. Usually inside a bar bathroom.
"Hey Mike! Come into the back with me and we'll Spizzle the Drizzle."

The Drizzy Drizzle 

A popular slang term for oral sex, particularly used when said oral sex was especially pleasurable to give or receive
You: "Yo I just linked with Becky you know she gave me that drizzy drizzle."
Friend who is oblivious to the definition of The Drizzy Drizzle: "The what."
You: "It means head."
Friend: "Oh."
The Drizzy Drizzle by princefancams November 10, 2020