the ding 

The Ding
(THė • diNG)
(n.)

A public place where electronic gambling or gaming takes place, an imitation of the sound that slot machines make when money is added.

(Syn. )Casino

"Let's go to the Ding and spend our paychecks at a slot machine."

the ding by alleymike November 7, 2015

The Ding

A freshman boy who has aura, adopted by the current senior class.

“Yo, you invite The Ding to this function?”
“Ya, it’s a long walk from his house”

The Ding by Keynesian May 11, 2026

Ring Around The Ding Dong 

The type of male pattern baldness in which a man is bald on top with hair around the sides and back of his head.

If i were bald, I would shave my head before I would sport a ring around the ding dong!

Ring Around The Ding Dong by The Joneses December 8, 2014

dab the ding 

tapping the pee hole of the male genitalia with a folded square of toilet paper.

Eduardo sure put that triple ply charmin aloe vera scented unltra toilet paper to use by his dab the ding technique to remove all excess urination.

dab the ding by the white ludacris October 15, 2005

Up The Ding 

Up The Ding refers to the greatest football team to grace the South of England (Reading Football Club) Up The Shagging Ding

Who’s got the EFL points record? That’ll be Reading FC! Up the Ding!

Up The Ding by Uptheshaggingding January 29, 2024

avoid the ding 

Similar to "no pun intended", but to avoid people dinging the bad-pun bell

"To avoid the ding, the computer issues are quite binary"

avoid the ding by daxtonizawesome January 3, 2025

king of the ding dongs 

The most masculine of all men, with luscious facial hair that is irresistible. He is the king of the ding dongs for an obvious reason.

- That guy must be a King of the Ding Dongs.
- Yes! Thats Kern Mundi

king of the ding dongs by kernvir March 25, 2019