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Seize the Deez
(sēz thuh deez) - A way to tell a person that you usually know to "Seize the Deez", "Seize" referring to the grasp (usually sucking) of "Deez" referring to "Deez Nuts."
It is usually used as a come-back to an insult or joke. It can substitute "Carpe Diem" with "Carpe Diezem" and it can also be used to Ryhme.
- For Example
It is usually used as a come-back to an insult or joke. It can substitute "Carpe Diem" with "Carpe Diezem" and it can also be used to Ryhme.
- For Example
Friend 1 - Hey I just realized your ass looks like Money Mike from "Friday after Next." hahaha.
Friend 2 - Fuck you man, Seize the Deez. At least I don't look like a down syndrome ol' retarted ass child.
Friend 1 - Touché bitch... Touché.
or
Seize the Deeze on your knees please
Friend 2 - Fuck you man, Seize the Deez. At least I don't look like a down syndrome ol' retarted ass child.
Friend 1 - Touché bitch... Touché.
or
Seize the Deeze on your knees please
Seize the Deez by Swoodc2 October 25, 2010
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When ur clothes stick to ur nuts because when you had sex the sticky cum stuck to your nuts and you fell asleep and it hardened like your penis and you cant take off ur clothes
Clothenus Deez Nutsus Of The Sigma Skibidi Pantaloniums by Wengardian Leviosa August 5, 2024
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