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the darth vader

It is when a man stands over a person laying on their back. The man faces towards the persons feet, and then stretches his [scrotum} over their nose and mouth such that each of his balls are on each side of the chin. The person's breathing should then inflate and deflate the scrotum like an air bellows and the resulting noise should resemble the dark lord's breathing. A side effect is that the man's anus may place a dot on the receiver's forehead. When a dot has been made, this act is also known as the hindu facemask.
Lamar Odom and khloe kardashian perform The Darth Vader regularly to stay in shape.
the darth vader by d. mccrakin September 16, 2013
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Doing the Darth Vader 

When a man or woman with a c-pap mask on gives you oral pleasure.
This fat sweaty c-pap wearer is doing the darth vader on my ex wife

use the Force on the pink Darth Vader

I couldn't score with that ho at the dance, so I wound up going home to use the Force on the pink Darth Vader!

Darth Vader you in the face 

When someone (who has a commanding presence) or (speaks forcefully) and also has a very deep voice speaks to another person face to face. While speaking you think of Darth Vader due the persons deep almost "weaponized voice."
Darth Vader = Deep voiced murdering psychopath
He (the dude with a deep voice) was very animated and angry while talking to you. I was worried that he was going to Darth Vader you in the face.

the darthvader raider

A person that likes giving head while their partner uses a CPAP machine
Damn, my girl becomes a “the darthvader raider” when I put my machine on
the darthvader raider by Megaman X February 3, 2024
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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