The Crypt
A man who wears blue and is a home wrecker. He preys on newlywed Hispanic couples & women named Crystal. He is king sancho.
The Crypt by Liquorstorejunkie February 11, 2022
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rocket from the crypt
man, i saw this great band last night, it was incredible.
better than rocket from the crypt?
hell no, are you retarded?
better than rocket from the crypt?
hell no, are you retarded?
rocket from the crypt by schamash February 21, 2009
Kales From the Crypt Burger
Kales From the Crypt Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
tales from the crypt
(1)when a person or situaltion is beyond pathetic and out of control.
(2)when a persons drug habit has reached messy proportions and their physical appearence has deteriorated to a near death level.
(2)when a persons drug habit has reached messy proportions and their physical appearence has deteriorated to a near death level.
girl... i was down at the metadone clinic this morning and saw cece in line... girl when she turned to say hello, i barely recognized her. she looked tales from the crypt
tales from the crypt by aaron schirmer August 28, 2007
crypt the warchild
Underground MC from the group Outerspace and part of Army Of The Pharaohs. he's absolutely untouchable and a real ass muthafucka! Too important to explain on here... Just look him up and be in awe!!!!!
Crypt The Warchild,"Don’t hit me with the drama, don’t approach me ’bout no B.I
Cause I’m a Pharaoh king, and y’all ain’t worthy of a reply
Bodies I’ve caught decomposing on the seaside
Catch me river dancing through the bloody waters, knee-high
Mind state is cut throat, can’t walk around deprived
My team shut it down, and they access will be denied
Crown royal status Puerto-Ricans, that’s how we ride
Nocturnal foes mesmerized by the streetlights
One shot at glory, game will never give you three tries
For the haters I’ve murked, they would love to see me die
Acid tripping vision, everything look hi-defy
Drugs, money, liquor, only things that get me by!"
Cause I’m a Pharaoh king, and y’all ain’t worthy of a reply
Bodies I’ve caught decomposing on the seaside
Catch me river dancing through the bloody waters, knee-high
Mind state is cut throat, can’t walk around deprived
My team shut it down, and they access will be denied
Crown royal status Puerto-Ricans, that’s how we ride
Nocturnal foes mesmerized by the streetlights
One shot at glory, game will never give you three tries
For the haters I’ve murked, they would love to see me die
Acid tripping vision, everything look hi-defy
Drugs, money, liquor, only things that get me by!"
crypt the warchild by UrbanGorilla303 February 8, 2015
Crypt is the man
Lor_Kreny: I jus put CRYPT IS THE MAN in my competition LMFAO
Luke: YES YES HE IS DA MAN, CRYPT IS THE MAN
Luke: YES YES HE IS DA MAN, CRYPT IS THE MAN
Crypt is the man by Lucas Killmore February 17, 2022
The Crapture
The End of Times Crap-fest for Neo-Con wingnut Christianists, when their fear of an Obama presidency will propel them all heavenward on a "flaming column" of their own feces.
In the blog "Sadly, No!" Arky The Islahomobamaist proposed, "I’m really interested to see what they’ll do if Obama wins. The current level of hysteria suggests they’ll blast off to the moon on a flaming column of fear-propulsed diarrhea", which Jennifer then dubbed as "The Crapture".
The Crapture by Dmajor October 18, 2008
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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