The craps 

The poopie woopies

Shitting my pants at the concert was just the craps

The craps by Konfetamine September 30, 2019

haps on the craps 

What is happening in the game of craps

What is goin on. What is happening. Who Is winning.

hey brother what's the haps on the craps.

haps on the craps by Tony "Shizzle my nizzle" Pizza October 29, 2003

What's the haps on the craps? 

What's going on? Or What are we doing today?

Dick>>Yo Jane -- what's the haps on the craps?

Jane>> Not a whole lotta - going to go to the mac-deez for some grub tonight.

What's the haps on the craps? by graphxman July 14, 2006

The Chapstick 

After ejaculation, the female uses the tip of the males penis to place jizz around her lips, in a chapstick motion.

"After she got me off, I gave her the chapstick for those hard working lips."

The Chapstick by ZMiDZ May 8, 2009

The Claps 

If someone has both gonorrhea and syphilis they have The Claps

"yo dont touch that hoe ,she got the claps"

The Claps by sam fisk April 19, 2004

let Jesus out of the capsule 

The act of performing much needed bowel movements to alleviate the buildup of fecile matter. The pressure differential after the act results in a heavenly feeling with minimal flatulence.

I'm sorry I made us miss our flight, but that was the first time let Jesus out of the capsule in three days and I was enjoying every second of it.

let Jesus out of the capsule by SatelliteDaddy June 2, 2010

The Claps 

A group of very evil guys and not an STD (Sewer Transmitted Disease)

Gar: "Guys you don't mess with The Claps, they are bad news"

The Claps by Luval Crooked-Hand February 12, 2021