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The Company

The phrase often used by operatives to refer to the CIA, for whom they work.
The Company needs to take charge of the war on terrorism and obliterate the enemy.
The Company by John Foster December 19, 2005
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The Company

The company the spacemen in Unfortunate Spacemen work for
The Company really needs to upgrade its security to prevent Imposters from killing their employees.
The Company by Ronin is the best November 4, 2020

The Company Smile 

When management hires contractors to shove a bunch of power tools in your mangina
Ever since those contractors gave Ryan “The Company Smile” he’s been well behaved.
The Company Smile by GummyJizz August 17, 2018

The Company Smile 

A celebration BooCocky that the whole crew gives to the employee of the month
Don’t be late to Ryan’s “The Company Smiletomorrow at 7:30! I’m gonna be first in line .
The Company Smile by AssMan1987 August 15, 2018

The Company Smile 

The act of getting non-consensual activity in your anal cavity by management.
Management gave the Temporary Employees brand new trucks.

But all Ryan received was “The Company Smile
The Company Smile by AssMan1987 August 15, 2018

don't dip your pen in the company ink 

A man is advised against messing around with any woman in his workplace as doing so can have very negative consequences that affects many aspects of his life.
Employee1: I can't believe our boss slept with her. He was demoted once everyone found out about it.

Employee2: The moral of the story is: "Don't dip your pen in the company ink, it causes nothing but trouble".

Fishing off the company pier 

When you date someone you also work with. Can turn out to be a very violatile situation when it comes time to break up.
Joe: Did you see that new billing clerk? I am so going to ask her out.
Max: Dude, don't go fishing off the company pier.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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