video by the maker of charlie the unicorn. a cloak can talk and move. he is trying to stop communism with his floating head, robert. it opens with robert juggling tacos and the cloak on the phone in an office. the cloak is asked to find a lizard who has joined a cult. then robert kills his cat in a microwave. they both go to get a board game for the night. the cloak hates the stuf at toybarn while looking for a game, so he goes to the CEO. he thinks the CEO is a communist, so he puts his ax of capitalism in his face. seeing that a communist would have dusted or turned into a red squid after being impaled by the ax, he discovers he is a Mormon, which the cloak dislikes cuz they are always dressed with fancy outfits and secret underwear. they get the CEOs body out of the building by the cloak wrapping himself around the CEO like being worn. the security guard is suspicious because they didnt take the ax from his face, so he gets killed to. after they bury the bodies, a cop finds them. the cloak tries to ax the cop, but he pulls out a gun. the cloak yells HOLY FREEDOMFRIES and he and robert run to a clocktower. they talk about mormons. a guy comes to the clocktower and tries to sell them shrimp. before leaving, the cloak fullfills a dream: he shoots someone from a clocktower. when they return to the office, the phone rings and the person asks if the lizard was found. robert and the cloak talk about sexy tacos in space, and people come and kill the cloak and robert.
hey i was watching the cloak last night, why was there a fire in ever scene?
oh, it spread from the cloaks office
a lot funnier than i explained
oh, it spread from the cloaks office
a lot funnier than i explained
by qawsedftgyhujikolpzasxdcfvgbhn August 4, 2010
One who lacks the skill to contribute balanced team work in an MMO. Also known as train mobber, skill-less peon and fearless noob.
by ndc555 July 27, 2009
by Nate734 January 27, 2008
by tbarrett187 August 27, 2020
The act of establishing communication with another individual via the internet, dating, app, or other online service, and arranging a date at an agreed upon destination just to have one party not show leaving the other in confusion after they try to re-establish communication and find out the person has erased all record of conversation and online existence leaving the cloaked victim in disappointment and disgust.
Johnny was chatting intensely with Angela on Tinder, and arranged a date at the local pub, but Johnny to stand up and avoid Angela altogether. Angela showed up on time, but Johnny was nowhere to be found. Johnny cowardly deleted his Tinder profile and avoided public places for 2 weeks in case he ran into Angela. Johnny was too immature and was cloaking her.
by Vaimaster7 April 14, 2019
by Man Bringer-Downer December 18, 2003
Geoff: Hey where did stan go?
Kyle: I don't know, he must have done a cloaker
Geoff: he is such a @?*!
Kyle: I don't know, he must have done a cloaker
Geoff: he is such a @?*!
by **-Laurie-** November 10, 2007