the chariot 

Act of removing the driver's seat of one's car so that an individual may penetrate a woman from behind in doggystyle fashion while she operates the gas and brake pedals with her hands; the chariot driver steers. Best announced by yelling "THE CHAAAARIOT" out the car window.

The chariot race ended in disaster because Mandy could not see when to hit the brakes.

the chariot by Adam Felts December 13, 2008

the chariot 

Awesome band from douglassville georgia.

Man I sure love The Chariot

the chariot by Derrick January 25, 2005

The Chariot 

an insane sexual move created by 2 insane freshman at bowie high. it is preformed by getting 4 hos. then you tie them up with chains and buttfuck them as they drag you along in a chariot on thier hands and knees until they have bloody stupms. while they drag you you must put olive oil on your dick and set it on fire while you buttfuck them and then drink gasoline and piss napalm all over them. then carve pentagrams on thier backs with a rusty knife and pour chickens blood all over them (while you buttfuck them and piss napalm all over them). finnaly when they die (in like 10 minutes) you crucify them and the entire spectacle must be performed on the freeway.

stanley: "oh man did you see what donnie did??"
alex: "no what did i miss?"
stanley: "he just performed the chariot"
alex: "youve gotta be shitting me,, that move is impossible!!"

The Chariot by STANLEY_THE_MANLEY October 13, 2008

the chariot 

A hardcore band from Douglasville, GA. Their singer, Josh Scogin, original singer for Norma Jean, left because he was getting married. He later decided he was too amazing to not make music and formed The Chariot.

1. I saw the chariot las night and it was almost as good as a Norma Jean concert! Maybe better...

2. Swing Low, Swing Chariot

the chariot by Jake Mountjoy December 28, 2005

Every Sentence Breads Contempt Of The Chariot Tarot Card 

Every Sentence Breads Contempt Of The Chariot Tarot Card

Every Sentence Breads Contempt Of The Chariot Tarot Card

Every Sentence Breads Contempt Of The Chariot Tarot Card by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

Every Sentence Breedusuyu Contempt Of The Chariot Tarot Card 

Every Sentence Breedusuyu Contempt Of The Chariot Tarot Card

Every Sentence Breedusuyu Contempt Of The Chariot Tarot Card

Every Sentence Breedusuyu Contempt Of The Chariot Tarot Card by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

The Redneck Chariot

A name given to a Toyota Tundra driven by famous country boy Mr. Speer. The Redneck Chariot has been known to kick up some dirt while also carrying it’s fair share of the ladies. Speer quotes the truck as being “indestructible” and “A lady magnet”. The truck was on the front page of Forbes magazine in 2015 as being “The perfect truck”. The Redneck Chariot is almost considered an “urban legend” amongst the people of Alabama because of its elusiveness and ability to off-road. In some ways the truck almost has a mind and soul of its own.

The Redneck Chariot will take you anywhere at anytime, because it is the true perfect truck.

The Redneck Chariot by Rambo1782 January 6, 2023