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The Butter Churn 

A polygamous sex act in which a women lies on her shoulders with her legs up in the air spread at about 90 degrees. One man stands perpendicular to her and between her legs, and positions his penis straight down into her vagina. Two other men (or women if they have the upper body strength) stand on either side and hold on to the woman's ankles. They then pull her up and down onto the man's penis, using her legs just like the handle on a butter churn.
Dan, Mike, Cindy, and I were bored last night after Scrabble-O-Rama so we turned that bitch into the butter churn.
The Butter Churn by Ryan J B September 25, 2005

The Butter Zone 

A metaphorical state of being that one enters into when he/she is in a position where they cannot possibly fail at what would normally be considered an incredible task.
Friend: Dude, Mendenhall is on the 50 running for a touchdown and the closest guy is 30 yards behind.

Me: No doubt man...he's in the butter zone.
The Butter Zone by Solis Niteshade October 11, 2010

The Butter Effect 

Used when explaining the story of a girl who had sex, even though she told you repeatedly that she was going to wait until marriage. The saying goes "She fell prey to The Butter Effect- things got hot and she spread easily"
Dude that girl said she'd never do it with anyone

Yea, she fell pray to The Butter Effect.
The Butter Effect by HeyitsAC September 26, 2008

The Butter Kite 

This is an act where the male (or the dominant sexual partner) proves his dominance. To accomplish this the inferior partner must collect the semen in his hand during sex, you do this by pulling out at the last moment. You then cup your hands like an umbrella over the glans before ejaculation and collect it all. Then the dominant partner stretches his scrotum out, making it kite like in shape, and the inferior partner spreads the semen out on the scrotum.
Then the dominant party drags his scrotum over his partners face, and thus the rite is complete, and he has proven his dominace.
"Your sister didn't want to acknowledge me as the dominant one in our relationship, so I gave her The Butter Kite. Guess who's in charge now!"

The Butter Trick 

The activity of repeatedly beating a stick of butter with one's genitals.
Me and the boys are gonna take turns doing the butter trick tonight!

The Butter Churn 

When you pour warm milk in a girls vagina and alternate fucking speeds until it solidifies into butter...the next morning you trick her into eating said butter.
Guy: We Made good butter last night while we did the Butter Churn.
Girl: Yea...mmm this toast is good.
Guy: hehehe
The Butter Churn by I <3 Toast June 23, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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