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The Bus Driver 

An entity fueled by rage and hate. It travels in a large, metal, tube, and gets extreme road rage. It periodically threatens to crash into cars that are using the breakdown lane. Never get inside the tube.
Uh-oh! I'm being killed by The Bus Driver!
The Bus Driver by EmogusalDamager November 24, 2022

Thanking the bus driver 

Angie: I'm sinning.
Gil: Thanking the bus driver?

Angie: No Johns thanking the bus driver.

And the Bus Driver Stood Up and Started Clapping 

The phrase that originally came from poland. It is supposed to signalise disbelief in someone's story that supposedly happened in real life.
-So yesterday, I was with my niece at the shopping mall. There was a woman screaming at the cashier. Then, my niece walked to her and gently asked her to calm down!
-Yeah, and the bus driver stood up and started clapping.

Thanking the bus driver 

An act that is simply cool, anybody who genuinely thanks the bus driver is cooler than anybody you could possibly meet. These people are on higher standards of coolness and are highly praised online.
Thanking the bus driver

Tom: Thanks for the ride man
Bus driver: :)
Danny: Yo bro, that was cool af.

Thanking the bus driver 

Requesting deep anal sex from the fortnite bus driver.
“Yo John thank the bus driver before you drop”
“Ok”
“Hey simon!!! John’s thanking the bus driver!!!!”

bruce the bus driver 

Bruce the bus driver is an evil man he loves little children and loves sucking lily pops he will chew on your toes and eat sloppy hamburgers
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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