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The Brittany May 

verb: Woman fits a small fire extinquisher into her vagina, and man gets on knees in front of her vaginal openning. Man covers face with alcohol and lights his face on fire. Woman turns on fire extinguisher, and extinguishes the fire on the man's face. Woman should go by the name of Brittany May, and the man should go by name Felafel. Then she should make him pull the fire extinguisher from her vagina, and eat her out.
I totally going to use The Brittany May on Katie A. tonight... its gonna be hot.
The Brittany May by aotom2002 October 20, 2008

The Royal Brittania 

When your taking your woman from behind dog style, with your penis in her vagina and a string of anal beads in her ass, and at the point of your climax, shove your fingers down her throat til she vomits, shoot your load in her vag and yank the anal beads out fast and scream “God Save The Queen” all the while there’s a midget in the corner wearing a tuxedo and a monocle applauding while yelling “Well Played Old Bean”
Hey baby, fancy a bit of The Royal Brittania tonight?