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The Boyfriend 

A rarely mentioned term that refers to a character from the rhythm game Friday Night Funkin's protagonist, known as Boyfriend, which is obviously a boyfriend of a girl who's trying to win her Dad's affection to date with his daughter simply refered to as Girlfriend, or The Girlfriend.
Game Devs: He's The Boyfriend from Friday Night Funkin'
Everyone: His name's Keith!
The Pico: Thank you all for choosing death
The Boyfriend by ClocTok October 22, 2022
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The Boyfriend Chair 

When boyfriends go shopping with their girlfriend eventually he will have to sit in The Boyfriend Chair.
The chair by the changing rooms where the boy will sit, waiting for their girlfriend to come out with many tried on clothes.
It's one of the most boring things you will ever go through

P.S. This experience doesn't only aply to boyfriends
"I took Suzzie out shoping sunday and I had to sit in The Boyfriend Chair for three fricking hours!"

the boyfriend clause 

a sex clause in which girls do not have intercourse with anyone who is not there boyfriend. This clause was created by virgins to protect their feelings from boys who are trying to take their virginity.
boi: hi would you like to have sex?

gurl: sorry I believe in the boyfriend clause

boi: :(

The Boyfriend Experience 

A sexual encounter with an affectionate male sex worker who provides cuddling, kissing, and intimacy.

Or BFE
Besides great sex, he provided the boyfriend experience such as kissing, cuddling, and hugging

The Boyfriend Experience 

A sexual encounter with an affectionate male sex worker who provides cuddling, kissing, and intimacy.
Besides great sex, he provided the boyfriend experience such as kissing, cuddling, hugging, and deep conversation.

The Boyfriend Experience 

A sexual encounter with an affectionate male sex worker who provides cuddling, kissing, and intimacy.

Or BFE
Besides great sex, he provided the boyfriend experience such as kissing, cuddling, and hugging

under the boyfriend bus 

When your boyfriend does something stupid that gets you in trouble. specifically at work. He does nothing to admit his guilt and lets you take the fall. He sits back and watches as your boss belittles you for a mistake he thinks you did. And when all is said and done there is no apology, yet he notices your upset. All that is said is "do you think you should be on antidepressants"
"I lost my overtime because i was stuck under the boyfriend bus"
under the boyfriend bus by Major PRD September 13, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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