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The Boyfriend 

A rarely mentioned term that refers to a character from the rhythm game Friday Night Funkin's protagonist, known as Boyfriend, which is obviously a boyfriend of a girl who's trying to win her Dad's affection to date with his daughter simply refered to as Girlfriend, or The Girlfriend.
Game Devs: He's The Boyfriend from Friday Night Funkin'
Everyone: His name's Keith!
The Pico: Thank you all for choosing death
The Boyfriend by ClocTok October 22, 2022
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The Boyfriend Chair 

When boyfriends go shopping with their girlfriend eventually he will have to sit in The Boyfriend Chair.
The chair by the changing rooms where the boy will sit, waiting for their girlfriend to come out with many tried on clothes.
It's one of the most boring things you will ever go through

P.S. This experience doesn't only aply to boyfriends
"I took Suzzie out shoping sunday and I had to sit in The Boyfriend Chair for three fricking hours!"

the boyfriend clause 

a sex clause in which girls do not have intercourse with anyone who is not there boyfriend. This clause was created by virgins to protect their feelings from boys who are trying to take their virginity.
boi: hi would you like to have sex?

gurl: sorry I believe in the boyfriend clause

boi: :(

The Boyfriend Experience 

A sexual encounter with an affectionate male sex worker who provides cuddling, kissing, and intimacy.

Or BFE
Besides great sex, he provided the boyfriend experience such as kissing, cuddling, and hugging

The Boyfriend Experience 

A sexual encounter with an affectionate male sex worker who provides cuddling, kissing, and intimacy.

Or BFE
Besides great sex, he provided the boyfriend experience such as kissing, cuddling, and hugging

The Boyfriend Experience 

A sexual encounter with an affectionate male sex worker who provides cuddling, kissing, and intimacy.
Besides great sex, he provided the boyfriend experience such as kissing, cuddling, hugging, and deep conversation.

under the boyfriend bus 

When your boyfriend does something stupid that gets you in trouble. specifically at work. He does nothing to admit his guilt and lets you take the fall. He sits back and watches as your boss belittles you for a mistake he thinks you did. And when all is said and done there is no apology, yet he notices your upset. All that is said is "do you think you should be on antidepressants"
"I lost my overtime because i was stuck under the boyfriend bus"
under the boyfriend bus by Major PRD September 13, 2011