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the borkening

The time(s) of day when your dogs start singing you the song of their people. Can be out of anger or excitement, when they want something from you. The borkening usually occurs when they want food, someone comes over, or they want out of their crates.
Ex 1)
*dogs borking like crazy*
Person 1: Why are the dogs barking so much?
Person 2: It’s the borkening. They want out of their crates. It happens every morning.

Ex 2)

*dog borking in the other room as someone arrives*
Guest: Is your dog okay?
Host: Yeah, don’t worry they perform the borkening whenever someone comes over, they just want to be let out to see you.
by essays_suck September 7, 2020
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The Bonkening

Hitler committed The Bonkening
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the burnening

When you hate (at least) 90% of the people in your school, workplace, etcetera, and plot with one (1) trusted friend that is also in the same situation to burn them all at the stake in an aesthetic display.
As Charles wrote the lyrics to the "Hit or Miss" tiktok on the board for the eighth time, Nicole and I looked at each other and just said, 'burnening'.

We hated everyone in that place, so we commenced the burnening. Now they're all dead!
by burnthemall_especiallyyouchaz December 9, 2018
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The bakening

The act of getting really high. The term was coined by fat cunt Ryan
Chad: Let’s play a game

Billy: Wait before I start let’s the bakening commence
by Chad69420blazitoficallyrekt October 17, 2021
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