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the borkening 

The time(s) of day when your dogs start singing you the song of their people. Can be out of anger or excitement, when they want something from you. The borkening usually occurs when they want food, someone comes over, or they want out of their crates.
Ex 1)
*dogs borking like crazy*
Person 1: Why are the dogs barking so much?
Person 2: It’s the borkening. They want out of their crates. It happens every morning.

Ex 2)

*dog borking in the other room as someone arrives*
Guest: Is your dog okay?
Host: Yeah, don’t worry they perform the borkening whenever someone comes over, they just want to be let out to see you.
the borkening by essays_suck September 7, 2020
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The Bonkening 

Hitler committed The Bonkening
The Bonkening by MarbleTA May 14, 2020

the burnening 

When you hate (at least) 90% of the people in your school, workplace, etcetera, and plot with one (1) trusted friend that is also in the same situation to burn them all at the stake in an aesthetic display.
As Charles wrote the lyrics to the "Hit or Miss" tiktok on the board for the eighth time, Nicole and I looked at each other and just said, 'burnening'.

We hated everyone in that place, so we commenced the burnening. Now they're all dead!

The bakening

The act of getting really high. The term was coined by fat cunt Ryan
Chad: Let’s play a game

Billy: Wait before I start let’s the bakening commence
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022