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the bird bath 

Spread the skin of your ball sack and make into a bowl. pour some sort of liquid into the newly made bowl. Swiftly jump up and down so the penis head slaps the liquid multiple times. Like a bird flapping his wings in the bird bath
Im going to give you the bird bath
the bird bath by David the jew July 23, 2006

the birdbath

The act of stretching your scrotum into a bowl shape while in the shower with a woman, then filling it with water and having her get down on her knees and drink from it.
Bro, I totally made her drink from the birdbath in the shower this morning.
the birdbath by KeepItBasic March 28, 2010

The Hungarian Birdbath 

A multi staged sex move to razzle badazzle your mate/sex partner, it begins with; the setup.

Setup stage 1: Acquire a mating partner, preferably from Hungary but is not required.

Setup stage 2: Make her sign the warning waver/clause. This sex act is so bizarre and unorthodox that written consent is (mostly) required.

Here’s now how to do the act.

Stage 1: Engage in sex with your partner, do anything you want at first, anal, oral, etc. do this for atleast an hour to ensure that you have a good flow of cum building up.

Stage 2: Make her give you oral sex, then once you are about to cum make sure she keeps it all in her mouth.

Stage 3: Once she has your cum in her mouth make her stand on her feet but on her toes, and have her arms in the shape of chicken wings when doing the chicken dance

Stage 4: Get on your back and prepare yourself.

Stage 5: Have her whistle 4 times in rapid succession, then have her spray your cum up in the air in the hopes that it lands on you.

If done correctly then you have completed the Hungarian birdbath.
Tony: “I heard The Hungarian Birdbath is a real girl pleaser”

Dave: “Dude my ex did that to me and we broke up.”

The Hungarian Birdbath 

A multi staged sex move to razzle badazzle your mate/sex partner, it begins with; the setup.

Setup stage 1: Acquire a mating partner, preferably from Hungary but is not required.

Setup stage 2: Make her sign the warning waver/clause. This sex act is so bizarre and unorthodox that written consent is (mostly) required.

Here’s now how to do the act.

Stage 1: Engage in sex with your partner, do anything you want at first, anal, oral, etc. do this for atleast an hour to ensure that you have a good flow of cum building up.

Stage 2: Make her give you oral sex, then once you are about to cum make sure she keeps it all in her mouth.

Stage 3: Once she has your cum in her mouth make her stand on her feet but on her toes, and have her arms in the shape of chicken wings when doing the chicken dance

Stage 4: Get on your back and prepare yourself.

Stage 5: Have her whistle 4 times in rapid succession, then have her spray your cum up in the air in the hopes that it lands on you.

If done correctly then you have completed the Hungarian birdbath.
Tony: “I heard The Hungarian Birdbath is a real girl pleaser”

Dave: “Dude my ex did that to me and we broke up.”
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026