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The Bidet
The Bidet by BigBasstard August 7, 2023
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shit in the bidet
Verb phrase. To commit a serious faux pas when mingling with people completely outside your normal circle, especially when they're higher on the social ladder than you. From the caricature of a working class person getting confused by the extra piece of furniture in a better-off person's bathroom.
shit in the bidet by Dave June 19, 2004
The World Bidet
An alternative to toilet paper which involves sticking your arse out the window on a rainy day and letting the rain clean your behind.
The World Bidet by cormacdffy December 30, 2011
The Dumbo Bidet
Edging yourself while your saggy balls are sucked down a flushing toilet. As the bidet power washes your asshole.
The Dumbo Bidet by simplyjames April 9, 2022
The Russian Bidet
The act of Taking a shot of vodka and spewing it up a willing participant’s anus. Enabling the willing participant to become anally intoxicated.
The Russian Bidet by Absolute_Toaster April 18, 2023
the biden touch
COVID, the southern border, inflation, energy, now Afghanistan… everything this president touches is a disaster, he has The Biden Touch.
the biden touch by ajpolo August 16, 2021
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