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crouton the berton 

me: are you a crouton? i think you are a crouton

crouton: yes

me: JEEeeSHHHHH

basically crouton is a crouton and is DRIED BREAD yuh so poggies~!
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII cRouTONNnNNnnnN (crouton the berton)

The Barton 

when you love your girlfriend so much you lick her asshole
"you know what, me and aly love each other, so i gave her the barton."

The Burton

The Burton is the moustache style that was researched and developed by the dedication and dreams of Montague Burton, the founding genius Burton, Britain’s leading high-street menswear retailer.

The tache/mo is styled upon two influential moustache types; the English and the Handlebar
The Burton has a full body and curves down across the mouth, with slightly waxed tips - it should never be oversized or exaggerated. There has been years of work put into developing this style - since the company was founded in 1903 the moustache style has been developed, as moustaches were coaxed and groomed to perfection to develop what can now be unveiled as ‘The Burton’.

In November, Burton stores will be revising history, actively encouraging staff & customers to "Go for a Burton" and grow - a moustache whilst raising money for Prostate Cancer as part of Movember. The charity is The Prostate Cancer Charity . Staff of the men’s clothing company are going to enjoy friendly competition in support of the Movember campaign and will be attempting to grow, style and groom the perfect Burton Mo. This is also an opportunity for the company to once more claim its position as the top moustachioed company in the world as the head office, stores and a new generation of Burton tailored men join together to raise money for Movember.
The Burton by Mo-sista November 2, 2009

The Benton

1)A female with an unusually large backside
2)A piercing glare used when you are in trouble

3)Also the name of the monster with eyeballs on its hands, in Pans Labyrinth
1) Boy:Whoa! Look at that Benton!
2) Boy: Youre in trouble, She's giving You The Benton
The Benton by SnapCracklePop22 January 6, 2010

The barton Beater 

a female that beats the shit out of people and gives good head
person 1 :I might drive down to hamilton to see the barton beater

Person 2 : sex?

person 1: no but she gives good head
The barton Beater by codymanfuck October 22, 2009

The Burton Coefficient 

The Burton Coefficient is used to calculate the loss of control suffered by an item of compaction equipment whilst driving its steel drum up a wet ramp. It was first calculated by esteemed health and safety logorrhoea Christopher Burton on the 5th February 2020.

It is commonly quoted as 3W(Rainfall) - SD (Slope Ratio) = LC (Loss of Control)
Slippiness
I used the Burton Coefficient to design a new ramp for my lowloader
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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