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The Barn 

A pejorative nickname for Auburn University, particularly its sports program. Used because of Auburn's notable on-campus agricultural development programs and because the the word "Barn"s both sounds and is but one letter away from the word "Burn"
"So, what's the deal with recruiting?"

"Oh, The Barn just got bagged their first guy."

"Come on, really? He must like planting."
The Barn by JT Jag August 7, 2007
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the barn door is open 

When the fly to your trouser is unzipped
The barn door is open.

Oops, let me zip it up.

the barn animals 

This is referring to all the barn animal sexual positions of urban dictionary. Currently, The Cow, The Pig, The Fish, The Chicken, The Unicorn and The Goat
Dan: Do you want to play with the barn animals?

Sally: what's that?

Dan: let me show you ;)
the barn animals by Killsme January 22, 2021

Dancing around the barn 

Metaphor used to describe a person that is attempting to avoid and delay answering questions being posed to them by replying with answers not related to the questions being asked.
During the police interrogation of the suspect, Sean, the young Irish cop, grew tired and shouted, "Okay, it's time to stop dancing around the barn, either give us the answers or go to jail!"

In the Barn 

When playing the card game euchre and one team has obtained nine tricks or points, one teammate does the following:

1. announce to opponents and partner "Dude! we're in the barn!"
2. balance the scorecards on ears (one on each)
3. link fingers together and outstretch hands with thumbs facing down, thus allowing their teammate across to "milk" his/her thumbs
4. both teammates moo similtaneously
"Dude we're in the barn!"

"Fuck, my ears are too small to balance the cards"
"Oh well..."
"Mooooooooo"
In the Barn by Chelse :-* November 30, 2005

muck the barn 

He mucked my barn for 45 minutes last night.
Dude I was totally mucking her barn.
muck the barn by Paul February 16, 2005

Coolest cat in the Barn

The act of being extremly cool and amazing, yet resembling the awsomeness of cool barn cats.
Amanda: WOW, My pet fish is SO cool!

Hayley: You bet, it is the coolest cat in the barn!
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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