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the backhoe 

Best down outside in the backyard or a field, the backhoe is a great novelty. Get your girl in the wheel barrow position and start walking forward. Ram your cock in her so hard that her arms buckle. She will scream as she face plants in the dirt then come up and spit dirt out like a backhoe.
Mary Jane didn't talk to me for a week after I backhoed her the last time we went camping.
the backhoe by Freebird September 16, 2003
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The Backhoe 

When a woman is giving you a blowjob while you are sitting down and you reach over her back, stick two fingers in her anus, and lift her off the ground.
My man Diesel lifted her knees and feet off the ground using the Backhoe.
The Backhoe by Deez Diesel February 12, 2024

Eat the Backhoe 

To come out of a situation with less than someone else.

To get the shitty end of the stick.
Well you two just spend on my credit cards and I'll eat the backhoe.
Eat the Backhoe by Moe Jaroney August 19, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008