The Alfredo 

The act of rubbing out the first load out while one self is still Flaccid,Soft,Limp, and or like a wet noodle.

after school one day. Doug got home and couldnt wait to masturbate, and that he did, didnt even wait to get an errection. He finished, and to his suprise he even ejaculated. From then on out he refered to this act as The Alfredo, AKA. The Fredo.

The Alfredo by The Original Rotten January 21, 2011

Alfredo the bitch 

Alfredo is that one bitch that steals your hot Cheetos. He also is a vsco boy so he advertises saving the turtles

Alfredo the bitch is coming! Hide yo hot Cheetos!

Alfredo the bitch by Toothbrush beech October 17, 2019

Alfred The Mankiller 

In a distopian future; Captain ALM grows bored of hacking computers and breaking mainframes... he requires something more. Something... better. Alfred developed a love for snapping human spines after his first victim, Henry Ozolins.

Obviously he requires a new name. He becomes Alfred The Mankiller.

This interpretation of the Captain is a brutal killing machine who knows no fear.

Henry Ozolins: Holy shit it’s Alfred The Mankiller!

Alfred The Mankiller: There seems to be a break - (snaps Ozolins neck) - in the mainframe

Alfred The Mankiller by Grant Hansen July 1, 2018

Alfred The Dead Kid 

Also known as "Brendan Forester" he used to have a channel with over 70 subscribers called "alfred the dead kid" but deleted it due to tons of toxic stuff happening there and drama.

Alfred the dead kid had a girlfriend who cheated on him which hurt him, thats one reason he quit youtube,he has yet to date another girl and says "he will never date again because he doesn't want to go through that again"

Alfred The Dead Kid by Pastelowouwu July 2, 2020

Alfred the elf king

A joke nickname for a girl or boy named Avery. Comes from Avery meaning elf king, and an alternate version of the name Alfred

“Hi Alfred the elf king. Did you do good on your English quiz?”

Alfred the elf king by hubsta April 7, 2022

Alfred the Great 

A godly human being (most likely a man) that has more than W rizz. He always has a girlfriend that is called Eva. This type of male species is world class at football and is almost extinct like water in Africa.

My best friend is Alfred The Great

Alfred the Great by QuandaleDequavion6th January 11, 2023