Afternooner

Someone who generally starts their day in the afternoon, getting out of bed after 12pm.

It could be from late nights or just general laziness

Mike: It's 1.00, how are you not ready yet? You've had all morning.

Sarah: Well actually I went to a party last night so I only got up like half an hour ago.

Mike: Geez, whatever. You're such an afternooner.

by Mr Elevator March 1, 2011

afternooner

Sexual intercourse during the lunch hour or afternoon hours.

After the afternooner I had, I am too tired this evening.

by nick_f May 13, 2010

afternoon

the time of the day that is after 1 o' clock pm
this is the realistic definition
12 o' clock is the technical one
but this is the realistic one

i hate when it becomes the afternoon aka 1 o' clock pm

by Maliza Sherotool November 25, 2007

afternoon

a combination of day, which means "yea right", and fuck off. It also can be pronounced "Afternoonation!" and is said quickly in a chinese accent.

Kangaroo Laura Nutella: you're crazy!!

Roubs: AFTERNOON.

Sir Dimitrius: I love the shit out of you
Amazing Lauda: afternoon.

by Donning Laulau (D.B) May 5, 2010

Afternoon Hillbilly

Getting drunk, loud, and obnoxious during the afternoon daylight hours and talking lots of trash with violence usually happening as well, often domestic. Common in urban white environments like east Dayton, Ohio where ethnic Appalachian white trash abound.

Holy fuck Jerry put on an afternoon hillbilly today and beat his bitch right before CSI came on.

by Zoobreath May 28, 2008

Afternoon Delight

The act of having sex during the afternoon hours of the day as opposed to the far more common nighttime hours.

The term was originally coined in the 1976 hit song "Afternoon Delight" by the Starlight Vocal Band. Due its lighthearted musical style, the song is often misinterpreted as being one about the general fun and innocence of being in love. Only upon close inspection of the lyrics does it become obvious that the song is actually about having sex during the afternoon hours of the day.

I went home to have lunch with my wife, but we ended up having a little afternoon delight instead.

by Sodakak September 15, 2016

afternoon wood

The same as morning wood, except it's when you wake up late (usually in the afternoon)

Dude, I woke up at almost 1 PM and I have some MAJOR afternoon wood!

by Smokey McJoints December 14, 2009