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Nine in the Afternoon 

A state of absolute bliss and happiness, coined by Panic (formerly !) at the Disco in their song "Nine in the Afternoon". Also known as getting high off of life.
"You know what James, it's nine in the afternoon!"
"Dude it's 10 in the morning"
Nine in the Afternoon by dacalpha November 2, 2008

Nine In the Afternoon 

n. A song by Panic At the Disco
from their new album Pretty. Odd.
hey have you heard panic's song,
nine in the afternoon?

small-waist-in-the-afternoon-leosis 

1. In the morning your pants are too small and in the afternoon their falling down.
I have small-waist-in-the-afternoon-leosis my pants are too small in the morning so I did'nt use a belt. Now their falling off.

nine in the afternoon 

The panic at the disco song with a hidden meaning.
"feeling unique"... your eyes are the size of the moon.. feeling so good just the way that we do when its nine in the afternoon.... just a few lyrics from the song as describing being high, which they were while writing this song.
we know this because pete wentz stated "when they were writing the song they called me.. its was like 4 in the morning but i was laughing because they were all retarded... and the reason wasn't exactly legal."
man we had alot of fun at nine in the afternoon

Death in the Afternoon 

Potent cocktail, purportedly invented by Ernest Hemingway, containing champagne and pastis.
"Make me a Death in the Afternoon, barkeep."
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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