The Zoom 

Arch Enemy of Nikolai Fraiture, the zoom has been holding a grudge against Fraiture for as long as anyone can remember after he was brutally defeated by him. A song was even created in honor of the zoom after Nikolai broke him in January of 2010.

Nikolai broke the zoom...
Ooooh yeaaheaheaaah!

The Zoom by Enter Romero January 24, 2012

Read the Zoom 

Feeling out the Zoom Room

When everyone is shooting up but you’re smoking the horse. Turn your fucken mute off. Read the Zoom, mate

Read the Zoom by Bangus Khan October 17, 2020

King of the Zoom 

A game in which you work to be the last person standing in a zoom meeting. If everyone else leaves before you, congrats you're King (or queen) of the Zoom. AKA Zoom Chicken

Our team meeting was only scheduled for 30 minutes but a fierce battle for King of the zoom broke out and we were there for an hour and a half.

King of the Zoom by hammer73time November 10, 2020

Read the zoom 

Like reading the room but in COVID

‘You can’t say that. I wish he’d just read the Zoom‘

Read the zoom by Bangus Khan October 16, 2020

you couldn't penetrate the zoom

spoken by the beautiful outstanding Sydney Jones herself

me: laughing*
sydney: you couldn't penetrate the zoom

you couldn't penetrate the zoom by memer man 69 October 1, 2019

Mute the Zoom 

To maturbate, à la Jeffrey Toobin.

My girlfriend cancelled our big date. I guess I'll just stay home and Mute the Zoom.

Mute the Zoom by anonymous October 21, 2020

The Dick Zoom

When you're wathing porn and the camera zooms in on the dick.

Man, I really hate the dick zoom. I don't want to see dick in HD.

The Dick Zoom by Henlaree June 18, 2018