Skip to main content

The Western 

Where whilst having sex as the guy reaches climax he pulls out, shouts "draw", and "shoots" all over her face
I was having sex with my girl the other day, and I pulled The Western on her
The Western by 1ManBand April 19, 2011
Words you can keep

The Western Four 

a group of four variously REDACTED misfits who may or may not be gay
"The latest chapter of The Western Four tells us the backstory of Shawn: the town REDACTED"

The Western Star 

The Western Star is a daily newspaper based in Corner Brook serving the news needs of western Newfoundland for over 111 years.
Did see the front page of The Western Star today?

the Western Front 

a band of lycra or lace or something else which girls wear under their pants or jeans; bikini bottoms
The Western Front, as it was known amongst boys at his school, that tantalizing band of Lycra, or lace, which girls guarded with every ounce of energy.
the Western Front by likears June 16, 2020

The Western Front 

A term commonly used by people from New York and central New Jersey to refer to their relationship.
I have to go invade The Western Front.
The Western Front by TheGunrun June 19, 2006

The Western Scowl 

When a white woman is visiting Southeast Asia and she doesn’t get the attention she wants because of how many smoking hot Thai girls are walking around that will sell themselves for $2 an hour. She then feels threatened and puts on a mean grimace, or a Western Scowl, because she isn’t getting the attention she craved for being a white woman in Asia.
Jennie was walking around Bangkok looking like her dog died because the guys only cared about the hookers at Soi Cowboy. She had a total The Western Scowl on her face

the western omelet

standard omelet but spit in her ear first and shoot your sperm into her ear like a gun then blow on it
This town wasn't big enough for the both of us, so I gave her the western omelet.
the western omelet by Rickety Rack December 3, 2007
More from Urban Dictionary

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
Next