The Warrior
The Warrior by k142 May 10, 2010
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The Warrior
After successful completion of sexual intercourse with a girl who is on her period, the boy proceeds to take the excess blood and wipe it on his face in a tribal/warrior fashion.
*Finish*
Girl: "Babe that was great. Sorry about the blood everywhere."
*Boy starts painting his face*
Girl: "Babe, what are you doing?!"
Boy: "I AM THE WARRIOR!"
Girl: "Babe that was great. Sorry about the blood everywhere."
*Boy starts painting his face*
Girl: "Babe, what are you doing?!"
Boy: "I AM THE WARRIOR!"
The Warrior by A true warrior. October 26, 2013
The Warrior
A paranoid, egomaniacal, sociopathic woman who blames other people for her own mistakes and somehow manages to play the victim card with an Oscar-worthy performance.
Quit being so full of yourself, you're not important enough for all of those people to actually be out to get you. You're just like The Warrior.
The Warrior by Bratt Favre December 18, 2010
the warrior of geruke
you fuck a girl in the ass while wearing a viking hat and listening to the way i are francesco remix
Samueal Bernard: Hey man how was your night?
Josh R.J. Thompson: It was sick man, i had a the ronaldo spin, how about you?
Samueal Bernard: I was the warrior of geruke
Josh R.J. Thompson: It was sick man, i had a the ronaldo spin, how about you?
Samueal Bernard: I was the warrior of geruke
the warrior of geruke by Geruke October 17, 2008
the warrior's prayer
The only prayer any true warrior needs to know.
Mentioned in two songs by Manowar, one of the best bands out there.
This prayer also beats all other prayers, I think any hot woman would be aroused after hearing this in her bedroom.
Mentioned in two songs by Manowar, one of the best bands out there.
This prayer also beats all other prayers, I think any hot woman would be aroused after hearing this in her bedroom.
The Warrior's Prayer
"Gods of war I call you
My sword is by my side
I seek a life of honor
Free from all false pride
I will crack the whip
With a bold mighty hail
Cover me with death
If I should ever fail
Glory, majesty, unity
Hail! Hail! Hail!"
"Gods of war I call you
My sword is by my side
I seek a life of honor
Free from all false pride
I will crack the whip
With a bold mighty hail
Cover me with death
If I should ever fail
Glory, majesty, unity
Hail! Hail! Hail!"
the warrior's prayer by Tzeentch June 13, 2007
Way of the Warrior
An ill fated fighting game created for the ill fated system 3DO. Way of the Warrior was a 2D fighting game developed by Naughty Dog (yes, the same people that made Crash Bandicoot). This game involve the use of digitized graphics (yes, the same graphios they used in Mortal Kombat). The game was criticized for its stiff control, absurd jumping, and horrendous animation. The game involved some hilarious MK parody characters such as; Konotori (a parody of Kung Lao and Kitana), Crimson Glory (a redneck biker woman who possibly played on Sonya), Major Gaines (a soldier who chucks grenades and takes steroids), Shaky Jake (a drunk Aussie who breaths fire), Fox (a complete parody of Jax, a tall black guy with sais), Nikki Chan (?), the Dragon (hahaha, a Bruce Lee ripoff), Nobunage (a kendo warrior), the Ninja (he shoots lighting bolts), Kull the Despoiler (a giant skeleton), High Abbott (a dragon), and Gulab Jamun (Gulab Jamun is an Indian dessert, the game Gulab is an evil swami). The game tanked and was forgotten by many but remembered by some.
Way of the Warrior by RBXfromdashow June 18, 2004
The Hero and the Warrior were like the Sun and the Moon
You watch lego monkey kid. you know damn well you only searched this for the irony. You also probably simp for either Swk, Mac, the Mayor, or Azure Lion. you know you do. keys/pos.
The Hero and the Warrior were like the Sun and the Moon. Their light, a protective glow, shining upon the world. Together, there was nothing that could stop the two of them. Either in the Celestial Realms or on Earth. As time went on, the Hero attained power beyond comprehension. As the Hero's light grew, so too did his shadow. And soon, the Warrior was cast in that shadow. In the darkness, the Warrior was forgotten by the Hero.
The Hero and the Warrior were like the Sun and the Moon by Nezha!!!(Marsh) October 9, 2023
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