The Wank

A dance, similar to "the jerk" but preformed to hardcore rock music, preferably Down With The Sickness by Disturbed. Consists of throwing hands up and swinging head aimlessly while performing the ever so popular jerk.

Hey Louis, its the song!!! do the wank!!!

by thewank November 18, 2009

The Wank

a gesture in which one pretends to masterbate WITHOUT actually doing so, this is a symbol to females meaning don't waste my time

After giving Jamie the wank, Julius was slapped across the face.

by Andy Richter December 26, 2006

The Wank

Slang term for "westbank" - An area on the oppisite side of the mississippi river from New Orleans.

I'm taking the ferry over to The Wank to see the Mardi Gras museum

by biddy diddy June 23, 2017

The wank bank

A secret folder called the wank bank that contains very hot pictures of woman that you jerk off to thus the wank bank

Just added a new picture to the wank bank cant wait to open it later

by Lord of fartz December 7, 2018

The Wank Dance

A dance, similar to the mashed potato dance, but used by young women who think a wank is a type of dance. To do the dance, you simply smack your fists on top of each other.

Sara: Hey, you wankin'?
Sion: Um..No. I'm doing the mashed potato dance.
Sara: Aren't they like..the same thing?
Sion: You're wank, you know that?
Sara: Yup! *Begins to do The Wank Dance*

by The Wiggles kids August 24, 2012

The Wank That Stank

A book about Adam

The Wank That Stank is critically acclaimed as a New York Timers Best Seller and Owashomee, North Dakota.

by vector's 12 inch schlong February 26, 2023

thomas the wank engine

Someone who masturbates all the time , giving them the nickname Thomas the wank engine.

Thomas the wank engine ...fap ...fap ....fap

by Megalumps December 5, 2017