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The Video 

In reference to the video game "Escape From Tarkov", it's referring to a YouTube video made by the youtuber "g0at" on the topic of cheaters in the game which ended up being quite eye opening about just how massive the scope of cheating really is. Sadly, the mods of the EFT subreddit use various dubious reasoning to justify censoring any and all information about "THE video" so redditors have started referring to it simply as "the video" in an attempt not to mention it explicitly.
- "You should probably wiggle if you wanna be good at the game"
- "Is the wiggling stuff some recent meme?"
- "Yeah, it's a reference to THE video."
The Video by EFT_Player123 February 25, 2023
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The Video 

A video in witch it was posted on IGN Messege board "The Vestibule". The video contains a bunch of stupid people harming they're penises(cutting, choping, electrocuting, piercing...).

The video is very discusting i advise you not to watch it unless you are brave and do not have a weak stomach.
i was watching "The Video"
The Video by cb_32 October 2, 2005

test the video quality

Chris, after looking at too much playboy, decided to go test the video quality

Cars 2 The Video Game (DS) 

when your girlfriends flips over during anal
So we we're fucking and then boom Cars 2 The Video Game (DS)

LIKE THE VIDEO 

Something that clickbait youtubers like ali-a, mr top 5, adventure, ect always say at the beginning of a video because they know damn well that tons of kids are gonna be watching, and at least some of them are gonna actually like the video for some reason.
youtuber: like the video and subscribe in the next 5 seconds of this spider will be in your bed tonight!

kids: actually believe it

LIKES: 2.2k DISSLIKES: 908K VIEWS: 382749274902749274902379074902 (all kids btw)

Conal The Video Game 

Conal The Video Game is a video game starring Conal! also known as Funnyboybhfsyig, Conal The Video game is the peak of peak, the worlds best video game
Homosapien 1: Oh golly gee! i can wait to goon to conal the video game starring Funnyboybhfsyig!
Homosapien 2: NAHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU GOON TO FUNNYBOYBHFSYIG?!?! WHY DO THAT WHEN YOU CAN GOON TO THE BULLY SEAN WARNED US ABOUT

like if you hate *insert hated thing or person that brings easy likes on the video the comment is* 

Used by youtube NPC kids to get easy likes, frowned upon most social media communities
Like if you hate *insert hated thing or person that brings easy likes on the video the comment is*

*Insert something trying to point to the like button*
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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