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The Squirtle

When he's laying back after conquering your fuck box with a smirk on his face and you climb over him, with cum in your pussy, and go Squirt Squirt all over this face.
Yo he was laying back looking all cool and I went over his head and used The Squirtle on him
The Squirtle by LitTitties July 21, 2019
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The Squirtle

Cummimg to the sound of turtle moans
Hey step-bro, have you tried the squirtle challenge yet?
The Squirtle by Frotaku October 6, 2019

The Squirtle

When your boy laying back after pounding your fish market and you climb over his face and hit him with that squirt squirt action.
Yo he was laying back all cool and I came over cum in my pussy and used The Squirtle all over his face
The Squirtle by LitTitties July 21, 2019

Squirtle the jiggle puff 

Make da pussy wet
Let me squirtle the jiggle puff babbyy

the squirties 

The liquid poo result of ingesting large quantities of Fast food.
Phase 2 of the normal gastro intestinal cycle. 2nd phase of the fast food "circle of life." Phase 1 is the rumbles.
Oh jessie, I've got the squirties! I do believe I've shat on myself.
the squirties by OoklaGeezus July 1, 2005
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