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The Squirtle

Cummimg to the sound of turtle moans
Hey step-bro, have you tried the squirtle challenge yet?
The Squirtle by Frotaku October 6, 2019

The Squirtle

When your boy laying back after pounding your fish market and you climb over his face and hit him with that squirt squirt action.
Yo he was laying back all cool and I came over cum in my pussy and used The Squirtle all over his face
The Squirtle by LitTitties July 21, 2019

Squirtle the jiggle puff 

Make da pussy wet
Let me squirtle the jiggle puff babbyy

the squirties 

The liquid poo result of ingesting large quantities of Fast food.
Phase 2 of the normal gastro intestinal cycle. 2nd phase of the fast food "circle of life." Phase 1 is the rumbles.
Oh jessie, I've got the squirties! I do believe I've shat on myself.
the squirties by OoklaGeezus July 1, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026