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the squirrel 

wear you rap you penis around ur balls, into the shape of a squirrel...invited by chance mcgrath
yo chance stop doing the squirrel, i'm trying to masterbate to the pictures of your mom

The Squirrel 

The Action Of inserting your nuts in a girls vagina while fucking.
I can belive tom gave the girl The Squirrel
The Squirrel by Joey252life January 10, 2008

The Squirrel 

In an archaeological dig, men found a statue of a Squirrel. It was unclear when the Squirrel was made. The Squirrel is grey and is made of stone.

The Squirrel now resides in a cage in Ottawa, and is only freed when a score of 50 is acquired in the sport Flügenball.
Yesterday we got 104 hits in Flügenball. Do we get to see the Squirrel twice?
The Squirrel by A bird. January 18, 2010

The Squirrel Farm

The place you say dogs go when they are old or need to be put down instead of telling kids the truth.
Child:Mommy, what happened to spot?
Mum: He went to the squirrel farm.

Child:Why?
Mum: So he can chase squirrels. You know how he loves to do that!
Child: Are their really squirrel farms?
Mum: Yes, it's on the internet.
The Squirrel Farm by Jaeto February 10, 2010

The Squirrel Farm

A small firetruck station on the corner of Fern Road and Old Stage in East Brunwick NJ. They also have a volleyball net on the lawn. I don't know why.
Person 1:"Do they really farm squirrels at the squirrel farm?"
Person 2:"I don't know, but there's a firetruck in the driveway."
Person 1: "Why?"
Person 2: "Dunno"
Person 1: "That's retarded."
The Squirrel Farm by ziater September 4, 2008

the squirrel technique 

(v.) when you get your balls/nuts shoved into one's mouth and they "stash it for winter".
"I told her I wanted a blow job, but she decided to give me the squirrel technique."
the squirrel technique by reaper_ February 2, 2024
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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