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on the school bus 

Isn't there a hilarious story about some dude out of Phish being on the school bus?
on the school bus by ddggdd December 31, 2007

The magic School bus. 

A fictional show that's been around for awhile. The show is basically about a teacher with hair at least 10 feet and students that practically live on a magical school bus. What I mean is that the kids and the teacher Mrs.Frizzle only stay in the classroom for like 30 seconds and then they leave on the bus. They usually go in people, plants, etc. It's kinda like my bus with their conversations.
ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS.!!!!!!!!!!!!! WoOoOoO
The magic School bus. by OofBanana January 4, 2019

The Magic School Bus 

The act of smoking DMT before entering the morning school bus. The user would trip out on the ride to school and exit the bus sober.
Tim: Hey dude you ridding the bus tomorrow?
James: Yeah, The Magic School bus.
Tim: Oh shit, good luck man.
The Magic School Bus by LickMyHawk September 5, 2011

The Magic School Bus 

A form of torture. That is specifically aimed toward children of young ages. Why? Because the teachers are too lazy to actually teach students on their own. Who is this Ms. Frizzle anyway? She doesn't have a PHD.
"Girl, that's a booty hole." -Keisha, a meme from the Magic School Bus

I fucked on the Magic School Bus 

Something said by seniors to underclassmen (generally freshmen) to intimidate and frighten them. 100% effective.
Patrick (senior): Dude, check this out.

(freshman walks by)

Patrick: I FUCKED ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS.

(freshman begins to run)

Ride the magic school bus 

Getting high to the point of feeling like you are on a bus bouncing up and down
"Hey,Jerry lets go ride the magic school bus til we puke"
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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