The Russian

the guy who just kicked your ass.

dude, he's the russian!

by Rose Valquier April 30, 2011

The Russian Vice

When a person forcefully squeezes a man's testicles so as to cause the victim great pain.

"After my girlfriend went through my phone, she dumped me and put me in The Russian Vice."

by Peter the Mediocre December 10, 2016

the russian truffle

When two people, one usually from russian descent shit on eachothers foreheads and head-butt eachother.

The other day i watched a video of two people performing the russian truffle.

by i create art December 28, 2009

The Russian Chimney Sweep

The Russian Chimney Sweep is the act of the female taking a dump, while her partner is performing anal sex. It is called the Russian Chimney Sweep, because it's origin is in Russia, and the asswhole is being cleaned out, like a chimney.

Chick: I gotta take a dump.
Guy: I want to have anal sex.
Chick: Want to do the Russian Chimney Sweep? My chimney needs some sweeping.
Guy: Let's get cleaning.

by Chicko123 February 20, 2009

The Russian Santa Claus

This is when you are titty fucking a girl while you are sitting on their face tea bagging their mouth.

Yo, last night i ended up giving that girl the Russian santa claus!

by 1 2 3 4 5 6 Se7en July 8, 2012

The Russian Candy Cane

You punch a girl in the face, to make her nose bleed, while you cum all over her face.

That girl's face never looked the same after she got the Russian Candy Cane on Christmas Eve.

by Charlie & Meg March 6, 2011

The Russian Mitten

This occurs when one man or woman, homosexual or just plain curious, coats his or her fist with vodka flavored lube and forcefully inserts it into the recipient's Five Hole.

"By the way, I got The Russian Mitten for the first time last night, more comfortable then you would think."

verb - "Hey Francis, I cannot wait to get Russian Mittened on Christmas this year."

by Steve Nonjourney- Perry June 13, 2009