the romanian

A swift and unexpected death, named after the former dictator of Romania, Nicolae Ceausescu.

person 1: walks out of spawn

*person 1 dies instantly*

person 1: i just got the romanian dude

by kokiriglade March 1, 2025

The Romanian Way

1. A large Romanian penis that rivals the size of a large zucchini. (noun)

2. One might also give "The Romanian Way"...The act of stuffing your Romanian way into an unsuspecting vagina, Thus rendering it immune to the stimulation of a normal penis. (verb)

Last night I raped your moms pussy with "The Romanian Way".

I called your sister over the other day and gave her "The Romanian Way."

by cartoff August 15, 2008

the Romanian pipeline

Much like the Alaskan Pipeline, however in the day prior to the shitting in the condom and freezing in the freezer, eat a diet consisting solely of corn. This is to create a pipeline ribbed for her pleasure.

What did you do last night?
The Romanian Pipeline.
What? The Alaskan Pipeline wasn't good enough for you?
Last time she complained about how the Alaskan wasn't doing it for her.

by freewilly32 August 27, 2009

The Romanian Shuffle

Its when everyone looks left and a Romanian steals something.

Subway Employee: Where did all the chips go? We did not sell that many today.
Subway Manager: It looks like someone pulled the Romanian Shuffle.

by The Blimpostilzskin July 8, 2011

The Romanian Toenail

When you ran out of toilet paper and all you can do is break off your toe nails and scoop the shit out of your asshole.

Ben: Yo henry there is no more toilet paper
Henry: Just use the Romanian toenail technique dude.
Ben: alright thanks man!

by GOliath69 October 10, 2022

The romanian dishwasher

when a woman gives you a blow job with a bar of soap so she can give your penis a good cleaning.

even though they were a poor couple, she gave him The romanian dishwasher so he could stay fresh.

by naked in bed November 15, 2011

The Romanian Rodeo

When a man is giving anal to his girlfriend he awkwardly whispers in her ear "i fucked your sister/best friend like this last night and she was way better than you" and he tries to continue giving her anal for as long as possible while she tries to pull forward

guy: For banter I gave my girlfriend the romanian rodeo last night
friend : is that why your now single?
guy: yeah... :'(

by The Alaskan Firedragon September 8, 2014